Not in My House - Modern Family [S01E12]

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Not in My House - Modern Family [S01E12]
TV-PGComedy

Gloria plots to get rid of Jay's new "dog butler," Cameron's helpful nature gets himself in trouble with Mitchell, and Claire asks Phil to punish their son for looking at nude pictures, not knowing they're Phil's.

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13 Jan 2010
Not in My House
Chris Koch
- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.852
- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!
- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!
♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.610
♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪
♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪
You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.592
You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.
You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.
of a topless woman, with the biggest boobs I have ever seen, driving a tractor.of a topless woman, with the biggest boobs I have ever seen, driving a tractor.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.950
of a topless woman, with the biggest boobs I have ever seen, driving a tractor.
of a topless woman, with the biggest boobs I have ever seen, driving a tractor.
You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.086
You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.
You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.
Caesar Salazar.Caesar Salazar.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.521
Caesar Salazar.
Caesar Salazar.
Did you just say "matoority?" Unhand me, you brute!Did you just say "matoority?" Unhand me, you brute!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.400
Did you just say "matoority?" Unhand me, you brute!
Did you just say "matoority?" Unhand me, you brute!
Oh. What grade are you in? Phil!Oh. What grade are you in? Phil!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.509
Oh. What grade are you in? Phil!
Oh. What grade are you in? Phil!
Mangia!Mangia!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.296
Mangia!
Mangia!
You're all the porn I need. That's- Uh-You're all the porn I need. That's- Uh-Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.806
You're all the porn I need. That's- Uh-
You're all the porn I need. That's- Uh-
That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor.That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.209
That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor.
That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor.
That's Maya Angelou, you idiot.That's Maya Angelou, you idiot.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.133
That's Maya Angelou, you idiot.
That's Maya Angelou, you idiot.
Named Caesar Salad. Okay.Named Caesar Salad. Okay.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.561
Named Caesar Salad. Okay.
Named Caesar Salad. Okay.
Okay. Um- Uh, first of all, that's a combine, not a tractor. Phil!Okay. Um- Uh, first of all, that's a combine, not a tractor. Phil!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.216
Okay. Um- Uh, first of all, that's a combine, not a tractor. Phil!
Okay. Um- Uh, first of all, that's a combine, not a tractor. Phil!
[Whispers] El diablo.[Whispers] El diablo.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.149
[Whispers] El diablo.
[Whispers] El diablo.
[Gasps] El diablo.[Gasps] El diablo.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.9167
[Gasps] El diablo.
[Gasps] El diablo.
I have a wonderful family,I have a wonderful family,Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.8722
I have a wonderful family,
I have a wonderful family,
But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.4819
But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.
But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.
Phil! It is smut, and our 10-year-old is looking at smut!Phil! It is smut, and our 10-year-old is looking at smut!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.3696
Phil! It is smut, and our 10-year-old is looking at smut!
Phil! It is smut, and our 10-year-old is looking at smut!
bras and girdles and all that stuff.bras and girdles and all that stuff.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.3187
bras and girdles and all that stuff.
bras and girdles and all that stuff.
You read my journal? You little creep!You read my journal? You little creep!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.0618
You read my journal? You little creep!
You read my journal? You little creep!
I hate the dog butler.I hate the dog butler.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.7887
I hate the dog butler.
I hate the dog butler.
They bend over and show their bloomers.They bend over and show their bloomers.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.5128
They bend over and show their bloomers.
They bend over and show their bloomers.
Doesn't matter who. Gil Thorpe.Doesn't matter who. Gil Thorpe.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.3957
Doesn't matter who. Gil Thorpe.
Doesn't matter who. Gil Thorpe.
He's like Batman but straight.He's like Batman but straight.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.0757
He's like Batman but straight.
He's like Batman but straight.