D-Yikes! - South Park [S11E06]

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D-Yikes! - South Park [S11E06]
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Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a ...

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11 Apr 2007
D-Yikes!
Trey Parker
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#1
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 31.950
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Ohh-- scissor me timbers.
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#2
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 30.766
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Scissor me, Xerxis!
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#3
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 27.803
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Yeah, scissor me, Allison!
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#4
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 27.351
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We're scissoring!
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#5
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 26.547
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Everyone sit down and shut the fuck up!
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#6
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 24.123
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#7
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 24.007
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Yeah, scissor!
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#8
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.505
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#9
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.466
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Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.790
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#11
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.488
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Ohh-- scissor me timbers.
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#12
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.016
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#13
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.884
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Oh, yeah! Scissor-- oh!
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#14
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.258
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I mean, unless they just kind of scissor or something.
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#15
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.210
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Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.197
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Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.163
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Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.083
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Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.563
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#20
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.708
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What the hell are we gonna do?
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#21
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.684
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Ms. Garrison, about our book reports--
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Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.109
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Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.062
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Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.043
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#25
Released 2007-04-11, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.023
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