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Your mother never loved you.
BoJack, you have also appeared in film and television.
Where do you go, when you disappear all day?
Fine, both things are equally important.
-Welcome... -Hey, hey!
Isn't this baby well-behaved? Hardly ever cries.
Great pitch, love your energy. It's a pass.
about how you're gonna stay with this person forever,
I know you didn't ask for this dorky 17-year-old
Oh, good. Instead of getting the doll back, like you said you would,
He's the biggest idiot in the world, even he knows you're terrible.
And, uh-oh, was someone looking for Sebastian Janikowski,
[groans]
You cannot just walk into a room and say, "I have terrible news about Meryl Streep."
Gotta make things right. Gotta get Doll back.
[sniffing] Okay, I'm picking up on some fruity overtones.
"Hey, everyone hates you! And they're not wrong to feel that way!"
Okay, one drink. And then, Doll back.
-What's wrong? You need help? - Idiot.
and I think, "I don't deserve that kind of love."
there's this nugget of something real and pure.
[thinking] You stupid garbage fire. Everything sucks.
I think you'll fall in love with my new agent.
Just need a whiff of your mom to track the scent.
[doorbell rings]
[thinking] They're looking. Say something!
Oh, my God, thank God you're not a mother.