Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[young Jade] I know that, but… Okay.
Loser.
Oh, my God.
You're right, but I still need to know.
What does that mean?
-Why didn't you just buy him? -[Evelyn] Oh, we tried.
[young Jade] Cash.
[door hisses open]
they give you patio and jacuzzi, or pool and herb garden.
I think that's an RFID reader.
[both inhale]
That's right.
He said we didn't have birth certificates, right?
[chilling music continues]
[dark music]
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[dramatic music]
[suspenseful music]
From when I was two.
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[uneasy music continues]
[anxious breathing]
about Tijuana. [sighs]
What about his mail?
and nothing says it got nuked.
[sighs]
[voice alarm] Twenty seconds.
[unnerving music]
[piano plays]
[Albert] Breathe, hands on your head.
No, I like that when she cares, she goes super hard, you know?
Not a sex dungeon.
-Let me just-- -Get off me.
[dark music continues]
[dramatic music]
[grumbles]
So let me save you.
It's going to loop what was happening a half an hour ago.
I mean yeah, she's hot, but she's not felony hot.
Oh!
Second problem, every smart appliance in your house,
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