The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Come up and out of your faraway haunts and tell us the present Miss Drysdale wants.

How grand.

Y'all come back now, dear.

That's what I like to know.

And the crampets are my closest, dearest, warmest savings account.

And remember that time when we hired out and done chores and sold eggs so as we could buy a new set of teeth for the winter crabtree?

Climb it.

I want you to have them.

Yeah.

Well, Miss Dry-Deal, that's very nice of you.

But don't say nothing to Mr. Drysdale.

I do have this airline schedule I want to show you.

Chief, your wife's on the phone.

Salesgirl!

So?

Now, Granny, it ain't the gift.

We're doing all this to surprise his wife.

We wish you a Merry Christmas!

Your potion done head through the table. ♪

You were too cheap to donate any of your old clothes.

I just can't, Melbourne.

Yeah, looks like railroading is a coming thing.

Oh, please, Miss Hathaway, where's that old holiday spirit?

All right.