The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

May I help you?

I thought so too.

He hired me to take all her stuff over to Brentwood and sell it.

I've been sitting here rocking all morning, waiting for it to hit me.

Why, what a beautiful tree, Granny.

I just can't, Melbourne.

And now I remember what you did with those wide lapels they cut off.

Drysdale ain't lacking for money, are you sure?

Oh, no.

And remember that time when we hired out and done chores and sold eggs so as we could buy a new set of teeth for the winter crabtree?

Well, Granny, them's your shoes.

Good.

How about a white rat or a pet frog?

Ho, ho, ho!

Enough of this.

It's the thought behind it.

Mr. Van Hook, I think you better come quick.

Granny, take a look.

Viacom.

As a gift, why don't you give the Clampetts a nice, long vacation in some tropical retreat, like Devil's Island?

Texas tea.

If you're all so determined to know what Miss Drysdale wants, my mind-reading potion will tell you what she really wants.

The carolers are coming around every night.

I want you to have them.