The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

Well, I suppose it's worth a try.

You, Mr. Clampett!

Well, this Christmas, have your ma make you up a sock like mine.

Tate, if you don't shut up, I'll have you pounding a beat in the bargain basement.

And after the way I mean-mouthed her, too.

Let me talk to him.

I mean, Miss Drysdale.

In a few days, Christmas will be on us.

But don't say nothing to Mr. Drysdale.

Two pages tore out of a magazine.

Yeah, looks like railroading is a coming thing.

We're doing all this to surprise his wife.

I thought so too.

Oh, yes, ma'am.

Thanks, boy.

Said Miss Drysdale needed the money.

Listen close.

What should he do with the tree?

Now, there's one person in Beverly Hills that could stand to show a Christmas spirit more than anybody I know, and I think you all know who it is.

I've been sitting here rocking all morning, waiting for it to hit me.

And a Happy New Year!

Oh, gone.

Then, what you get if you eat slow will last you clean through to Easter.

You'd arrive in the morning.

I bet I picked it up driving through that alley.