The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

This has been a Filmways presentation.

Thank you.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Margaret, I'm busy.

As a gift, why don't you give the Clampetts a nice, long vacation in some tropical retreat, like Devil's Island?

But it lasts as long as a snowflake on a hot griddle.

That was the first time in 19 years she was able to chew her Christmas dinner.

There's no way to the nearest exit.

I've never heard of anyone moving merchandise like this before.

Merry Christmas.

I'm afraid Santa's gonna be a little late this year.

Well, I ain't exactly setting the woods on fire.

Why, half of them don't even make $25,000 a year.

You'll have to quit now, Mr. and Ms.

Let me try being Santa.

I know it.

Bah, humbug.

You see, he's just part-time.

Oh, yes, ma'am.

Say, do you think you could come over and pick up some of my wife's things at my house and take them over to Brentwood for me?

Where?

Well, this Christmas, have your ma make you up a sock like mine.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

Well, you'd feel sorry for her, too, if you knew what she has to do to get her shopping money for Christmas.

Uncle Jed!