The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

Besides, it took five fillies and 19 helpings of Granny's grits to get me up to size.

Listen close.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Yeah, she does need the money.

Oh, very well.

Tell her I'm at the North Pole.

And now I remember what you did with those wide lapels they cut off.

Where's the manager?

All you care about is making money.

You see, he's just part-time.

That's what I like to know.

I got your table all set up outside for you, Granny, just like you wanted.

Now, look, fellas.

So sad.

All right.

Every time she shows up, it means trouble.

What kind of party?

I don't have any old clothes.

And at Christmas.

Shotguns and rifles over in Sporting Goods.

Well, Mr. Drysdale told me himself.

Get Jethro on the phone for me.

And remember that time when we hired out and done chores and sold eggs so as we could buy a new set of teeth for the winter crabtree?

She was bouncing along like a buggy with a square wheel.

You just call the Commerce Bank, and they'll tell you I'm good for it.