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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Have we met?
...without taking it from each other.
Ha, ha. Ahem. Please.
Uh, stay!
Uh, that's just the minimum amount. That's your total.
What? What's that?
Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
Ding dong The psycho's gone!
Okay, listen, thanks for coming in.
Toilet paper?
I actually saw him leave.
Oh, what are you talking about?
- I'm terribly sorry. - Hey, no problem.
Not when they find out you slept with Jason...
No. Look.
It's a cantaloupe.
...and I was nice enough to hide behind the door. What that about, huh?
Uh, just some basic dehydrating of fruits and vegetables.
I can't pull that off, can I?
Listen to you two. It's so sad.
Excuse me, your wind?
Well, at least I didn't let some guy...
I fell down an elevator shaft.
Ding Dong the Bitch is Gone!
Do you know who takes our wind? Men. They just take it.
It's a job. It's money.
Oh!
But without the other ones, it looks tacky.
I don't have to apologize.
Then tell me things like, "You'll be fine. "
No!
Judas is a little loose.
But this is a two-line part!
Why must everybody watch me sleep?
Hello.
It's like taking a step backwards.
- How long till you get another? - I don't want to hear this!
I got some great stuff to dehydrate. Grapes, apricots.
You know what that is?