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but he's just saying whatever it takes to get in your pants.
So from the bottom of my heart, for whatever I did to you,
And when I got back...
Look who it is! Your old friend Barney!
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of the women you've tricked into sleeping with you.
But in my defense, she was kind of annoying.
Shouldn't be too hard to figure out which one it is.
There's no school today. It's a Saturday.
But come back later.
And you get to keep the duffel bag.
You're the Barney who ditched her in the woods?
Look, I'm sure he's in a better place.
I mean, she hired a wedding planner!
Hello.
I just came on too strong.
Oh, really? Then why am I not in prison for perjury?
I'll pretend to be the girl that you're hitting on.
Not without a chew toy from Uncle Barney first.
Maybe you're not as good a liar as you think you are.
The top 64 women I've slept with, split into four regions.
Okay, okay, everybody! Hands.
How many of these girls know they're being photographed?
- How could it not be Prince of Norway?! - Barney, you're the tiebreaker.
You're never gonna believe what just happened.
Right, and if you recall, her computer had a web cam and a T-1 line, so I...
Pet store?
Go over there and apologize.
Wait. You go to the hardware store to pick up girls?