Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're the Barney who ditched her in the woods?

Shouldn't be too hard to figure out which one it is.

So from the bottom of my heart, for whatever I did to you,

- How could it not be Prince of Norway?! - Barney, you're the tiebreaker.

But in my defense, she was kind of annoying.

Look, I'm sure he's in a better place.

You're never gonna believe what just happened.

Okay, okay, everybody! Hands.

And you get to keep the duffel bag.

Wait. You go to the hardware store to pick up girls?

Maybe you're not as good a liar as you think you are.

Not without a chew toy from Uncle Barney first.

How many of these girls know they're being photographed?

but he's just saying whatever it takes to get in your pants.

Go over there and apologize.

I just came on too strong.

Look who it is! Your old friend Barney!

of the women you've tricked into sleeping with you.

I'll pretend to be the girl that you're hitting on.

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Right, and if you recall, her computer had a web cam and a T-1 line, so I...

Oh, really? Then why am I not in prison for perjury?

The top 64 women I've slept with, split into four regions.

And when I got back...

There's no school today. It's a Saturday.

But come back later.

I mean, she hired a wedding planner!