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Oh, apple juice, stay where you are.
She's amazing.
Well, I don't think it's the kind of part
Now it's a fight.
What?!
and I went back on the dating Web site
So humiliating?
Or you just write it for me.
And I'm afraid
Nine years, 11 months and three weeks ago,
Not my best first date.
Listen, I was thinking
No, no, no. This is not a fight.
send anyone up there.
Remember the old days when I would've said something dumb
Oh, in that case, I'd like to be partnered
How? Unlike me, you have a job.
apparently not being a real astronaut.
I'm sorry. I'll-I'll stop. I'll stop.
Actually, it's for both of us.
I didn't do anything. I was just sitting here.
or are we having sex?
The kind who finish each others...
Thanks for walking me to my car.
Aren't you going to let me out?
and I'll show you around the space center.
but no one ever says, "Help, Hawkeye!"