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I drank so much, I can't even remember if I drank anything.
And I'm like, "Now where am I gonna live?" Rude.
According to the holy books, your first mistake was educating her.
We must act before our plan is discovered.
[horse neighs]
Ooh, boo-hoo.
[thunder continues cracking]
Okay, I guess I'm gonna do this, unless someone talks me out of it.
Word 'round the gutter is you're a right proper villain.
No, no, no! Just pull out the cork.
[crying] Oh, God. I'm so sorry. I lied.
What, now you're highwaymen?
WHY YOU I OUGHTA I I WEREN'T SO FAT I'D
except my daughter and my wife. And now you.
[bell tolling]
- [Luci grunts] - Gotcha.
Legs muscled by years on the run.
[horse neighs]
Fine, but I'll need a little something to put the edge on.
Sometimes when you pull off your grandma's jaw,
[chuckles] Look what we caught in our little trap.
[theme music playing]
- [slurps] - It's a lemon, guys.
This is not good for my hangover.
Shut up, you.
[thunder cracking]
Oh, come in. Come in.
Is that like a jolly trolley or a fun run or a tingle mingle?
Hey. Look at us hanging out on the floor together.
[Bean grunts]