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I say, does anyone know how The Practice ended last night? I dozed off.
Abner! Abner! The Griffin boy just killed a plastic reindeer!
You see? You see? This is exactly why people don't respect the WNBA.
Everyone, meet Jeffrey, the newest member of the club of forgotten children.
I'm Winston Churchill. Ooh, would you like some tea?
Peter, just pay the man.
This is a biogenetic experimentation facility, isn't it? Admit it!
he turned the house into a giant puppet.
So, what? You're just gonna dump me? Just like that?
right here
OK. Everyone? It's time for my one-man show -
I got a job for ya baby
Oh, you truly are beautiful, you know that?
Damn! Not even a second glance.
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- Ten per cent off your first purchase. - No, thank you. We're not from the area.
Cookie.
Yes. Yes, I suppose that was rather funny, wasn't it?
Here's your pillow, sir. And your Sports Illustrated.
I hear report cards vere handed out today. Vot were your grades?
You Knew What This Was
Well, I guess I'll give it a little more time. It's like I always tell the kids -
My feet are killing me, I've got vomit in my pocket
Stewardesses get to travel to exotic places, and their husbands fly anywhere for free.
You don't care about me. It's my donuts! It's always been the donuts
The zipper's been broken for over a month. I gotta use a damn safety pin.
You don't care about me. It's my donuts! It's always been the donuts!
I soul you he dead.
I say she dead
Oh, now you've gone and upset the boy