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FRAN WAS AND IS STARS HOLLOW.
SO I GO UPSTAIRS TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
SAMMY THINKS IT'S THE DESERT INN.
OF COURSE, FRAN'S FAMILY HAS BEEN HERE LONG BEFORE EVEN FRAN.
CLOSED. I HEARD.
I WAS DRUNK. I COULD HAVE SLURRED. EXACTLY.
IT'S MY OWN FAULT.
I'M SORRY IF YOU HAVE A CRAPPY RELATIONSHIP WITH JESS.
AS I WAS SAYING, THE BIG DAY HAS ARRIVED!
GOES TOWARD PAYING THEM BACK.
LISTEN, UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
PLUS, I TOLD HER I'D GO TO THAT 7-DAY ADVENTIST COLLEGE.
PARIS, WE LEFT A SPACE FOR YOU IN THE LIMO.
SHE WANTED TO KEEP IT AS LONG AS SHE WAS ALIVE.
BUT I CALL HER DRUNK, TELL HER I'M AT A PARTY,
I DON'T NEED MONEY! SO THE LOOK'S A CHOICE?
YOU NEED GREAT DETERMINATION AND EXCELLENT LIGHT.
YEAH. I HOPE HE NEVER TAKES TOO CLOSE A LOOK AT HIS LIFE.
NOW YOU KNOW, SO, UM... HAVE A NICE LIFE.
I'M SURE SHE'S RIGHT THERE. NOT THE POINT.
A STAY-HOME-AND-DANCE-AROUND- IN-YOUR-UNDERWEAR-
I CAN'T FEEL MY RIGHT ELBOW ANYMORE.
FINE. LET'S NOT ARGUE. Come on, mom. This is silly.
SOOKIE, PEOPLE WANNA THROW ROSES AT YOUR FEET.
AND YOUR LIST OF ATTRIBUTES ENDS THERE.
HE FREAKED AND DROPPED THE CASKET.
READING THE BIBLE IN ONE NIGHT.
IS EITHER TOO LONG OR TOO SHORT.
UH, THANK YOU, MARJORIE.
AND IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE.
DEAN STARTED IT.
[PHONE RINGS]
I will if you will.
I DIDN'T THINK HE'D HAVE THE GUTS. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
SAY SOMETHING.
IN NO WAY, REFLECT OUR INN-RUNNING ABILITIES.
MAYBE SHE THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE AT A SMARTY,
OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
THE PLACE WAS TRASHED.
DAVID --
WAS ANYONE HURT? NO.
IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO RORY, YOU HAVE TO CALL.
THESE ARE FROM LUKE'S? WHAT?
WHY NOW? I DON'T KNOW!
IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. DID THEY BRING THE PADDY WAGON?
IT WAS A NICE SAVE. I'M FEELING SO WEIRD.
WE'VE ONLY BEEN TALKING TWO MINUTES.
WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN DEPTH ABOUT IT,
THERE WILL BE FUN, BALLOONS, ICE CREAM,
COME ON, LET'S GO.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] WOULD YOU GET THAT, PLEASE?
OKAY.
OH.
AND THE FLEXIBILITY YOU HAVE WITH YOUR DRESS.
I'M GONNA GO IN MY ROOM, I'M GONNA IRON MY DRESS FOR CHURCH,
SO YOU HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO CALL ME?
WE'D LIKE TO START BY INVITING MARJORIE ROGERS,
WE WORK AT THE INDEPENDENCE INN NOW.
* 'CAUSE YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS *
I HATE THIS! I REALLY, REALLY --
THE OBLIGATION FOR FRIDAY NIGHT DINNERS.
I'LL GIVE UP MEAT IF YOU FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT IT.
SO YOU WENT TO A COP-RAIDED PARTY, AND STARTED IT.
TO DEAN FORESTER, SON OF RANDY AND BARBARA FORESTER."
REALLY? THOSE WERE HER LAST WORDS TO ME.
I'M NOT GRADUATING! YES, YOU ARE!
RIGHT. LIKE DORIS DAY.
AVAILABLE? LIKE AN INTERN.
I THOUGHT I SMELLED COFFEE.
I THOUGHT LUKE WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU --
HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT YOUR PLANS FOR PROM NIGHT?
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
WELL, THERE IT IS.
HE SUCKER-PUNCHED ME, I WAS JUST DEFENDING MYSELF.
THIS OPENS UP A WHOLE NEW SET OF OPTIONS.
LANE IS GROUNDED UNTIL THE PROM AND FOR TWO MONTHS AFTER.
CAN I SIT? UH, SURE, SIT.
LANE! THINKING ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE!
IT'S ALL OURS. IT'S ALL OURS.
ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT, WHAT?