HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Keeping up? You keeping up?
Thank you. Thank you. How's Mom?
I don't know. If you maybe had a place for me to stay tonight,
- I want you to say. - Yeah.
No. But this is March. I'm fine with March.
You don't want to live with that.
- Complete chaos! - I'm sorry.
Just have to remember not to get this in your mouth, okay?
- His business is not doing very well at the moment. - Oh, that's terrible.
- Oh. - Please don't do this.
That's better.
and it will be freshly polished.
I shall deal with you shortly.
and I knew you girls were here,
- Calm down! - They're all out there! Father Bartolomeo,
- Hey, don't fucking talk to us! - Fucking creep.
It's like, "Good luck."
All right.
I couldn't put it... The wheel of the donkey cart back on.
- Get down. Get down. - Can you hear me?
He's taken away my priesthood.
Sister Alessandra.
I'd be more than happy to get you
Okay. All right.
It's okay. He's a deaf-mute.
He doesn't have Pisa yet, but he will,
Fine.
Up! Uh-uh...
I was robbed.
I don't know.
Are you guys smiling at each other?
For so it was placed when the goddess embraced.
for failing as the shepherd of this flock.
Don't laugh.
Um...
and I'm not really sure who's doing that.
She's my childhood friend.
It's also a serious sin.
and I'm not really sure who's doing that.
Where were you during Lauds? Why did you miss Lauds?
and then you let it sit for a day.
This is a turnip.
That's what I'm gonna become.
- I'm sorry. - What is this shit?
I feel sad for you. Do you ever wonder what it's like?
Serriously Got it together
Yeah, all done.
And, Sister, I need to speak to you.
I don't know where this is coming from!
Were you hurt?
Sounds like you are really good at this...
It's just complete lack of...
Why would you do that?
- Really? - Mmm.
"to the point of not boasting openly..."
'cause I'm eating, and I'm digesting, so stop it.
It could be a little mushy. I'm fine with a little mush.
- Nice to see you. - We appreciate your time.
- No. - I don't mean you're not gonna eat for a whole year.
You stay away! They're mine!
- I'm so sorry about that. - Have you seen these numbers? Who...
Blessed art thou, O Lord. Teach me to know thy will.
He's always asleep. Just relax.
what I call my wife's private area
Can you hear me? Hello?
First day.
If you don't confess, God can't forgive you, so...
It has been three days since my last confession.
Ginevra, get back here!
You're just stuck here with all these bitches,
There's something going on with Fernanda.
What the fuck are you saying to me?
Masseto, come on!
And she's a Jew!
Bring me his goddamn balls.
Right. Um...
- Hi. - Hi.
There's a new one called the rat box
I'm just looking through the hay. Shh!
He's Masseto! He's a deaf-mute! He works for us!
Okay. Okay.
I thought sodomy was... Was just when I would...
Presentable.
Come on.
"and the willow and elder grow,
- Sister, I'm asking, please keep your voice down. - She wasn't there!
and this animal went the wrong way.
I'm just trying to help you!
Mmm.
I have no idea.
It's really, really good.
Oh, my God!
Ginevra, it's fine.
I had to drink the wine, because I had no water.
I saw a little boy's head crushed between a...
He can speak.
You don't want to be here either.
I'm so sorry, Your Holiness.