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Head cancer?
Oh hey it's tom Tell him he's a smelly bastard
Want to see what's on the inside of me?
From far and wide, O Canada,
Let's just say that I'm someone who can help you if you help me.
She's in the Middle East, studying anthropology. Why?
They think farts are funny, but they're not.
- What?!? Why?!? - Hey, don't worry about that.
- I never knew you had a daughter, Terrance. - Oh yes, didn't I mention that me heartys?
Your Honor, the defense is trying to make a mockery of this court.
Please, bring our daughter home safe, Terrance.
Terrance and Phillip in the HBC Movie of the Week,
You promised me they'd be gone for good. That was your part of the bargain.
- It will be your only shot at wiping them all out. - Here, take this. - What is this?
- Oh Celine Dion, you never finished that national anthem.
and I appreciate that.
Hello to my Canadian friends. Everybody relax, take a rest,
Hey! Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! "Meet Ultra Lord! Live!!!"
Now, you promised that when Terrance and Phillip arrive
an never come back to Canada again.
- You're a journalist, right? - Yes, I'm a television critic for magazines.
- Hello. - Terrance, this is Scott.
Bloo's 1st annual Foster's indoor Paintball Battle Royale is a Twat.
Sprayed your face.
Oh, the humanity!