Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Wouldn't be enough time to spread it. - Right.

And I shut him down.

Hmm. You, uh, engineering types don't appreciate imagination?

- Another malfunction? - Not exactly.

So you're not gonna tell anyone about this?

To try to explain the anti-grav unit failure.

- as long as you don't let it take over. - You call this healthy?

Ensign Crusher will be putting in some hours with us this week

Jakmanite has a half-life of 15 seconds.

I just ran out of patience.

- Whenever. - Before the end of the day.

and became contaminated.

donated by the Mikulaks for shipment to Nahmi IV.

Recommend we flood the injector pathway conduit

- Stand down from red alert. - Nice work, Geordi.

A systems analysis of Transporter Room 3

It would be wise to consult Lieutenant Barclay

What on? I mean, do you want me to prepare a--?

It shouldn't do that because it didn't do anything like that. It shouldn't do that because it didn't do anything like that.

You don't know.

that cannot be detected by standard scans.

Commander, I don't think there's any regulation against--

Except no one ever stayed around him long enough to realize it but me.

But I knew what it was time to turn it off and say goodbye.

Everybody told me to stay away from him.

Okay, this ship is gonna start tearing itself apart in 15 minutes.

Now, we're having an intermittent problem with this anti-grav unit.

What's this have to do with Barclay?

I'll make it easy for you, commander.

oops! i need to poo.

for the latest malfunction aboard the Enterprise.

That's not it, Guinan.

Great. And how many of those can exist in an oxygen atmosphere?

An emergency saucer separation could rupture the warp field.

structural failure will occur in three minutes, 30 seconds.

None of the systems involved interact directly

oo-er, I need to do a poo

- Computer, belay that order. - Counselor?

A problem with the replicator

I don't see anything in common.

has yielded no suggestion of a cause