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A little Blues Traveler, Live at Red Rocks, ha ha.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
[door opens] See, this is what worries me.
"For a good time, call Eric." [phone dialing]
- Come on, just give it. - No, come on, seriously.
Did I ever tell you about the time when,
and just let... show 'em who-who's boss.
[chuckles] Now, I know what you're thinking,
Hey, but you know what is cool?
So if you get this, just, uh, holla back, girl!
You're texting Alan right now, aren't you?
- Oh, lame mom. - Totally, what are you doing?
- Weak. - Why?
You guys know Son of Zorn?
- a little less... - Horrible.
Hmm. Huh.
I was just thinking out here, maybe, uh, maybe we could
We're just gonna hit this skate spot and throw bricks at stuff.
[imitates fading echo]: milk, milk, milk, milk...
- It's not cool! - You know what?
Mm. Yeah, that's good balm.
[chuckling] Oh, no, no, no! Sorry, I'm, I'm drinking both of these.
Got you a sick place right here to draw up battle plans,
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna shoot a car, all right?
[flushes] Yeah, let's see
[music]
The kid who pulled down the grief counselor's pants?
[students chuckle]
I didn't know where you were.
After that, my wife refused to let me watch Amanda alone.
Oh, I like "Three Chardonnays Craig."
EDIE: Well, I don't like you hanging out with him.
- Honey, honey, honey... - What?
- Oh. - So they'd leave you for dead?