Dumb & Dumber (1994)

If I know her as well as I think I do, she'll invite us in for tea and strumpets.

Such hell, for nothing.

Shut up.

So you're telling me there's a chance.

I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

Why don't you eat up and we'll tell you.

Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

...with some farver beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

Tell her I'm rich and I'm good-looking and I have a rapist wit.

How the hell do they know that I got gas?

Gimme that booze, you little pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak!

Some people just weren't cut out for life on the road.

You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction!

I don’t know Lloyd The French are assholes

And all this time I've been going through such pain and personal anguish.

What do you mean? Don't deny it, Lloyd.

- Mockingbird, everybody have you heard? - Mockingbird, everybody have you heard?

Look at at the funbags on that hosehound

I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

Sucking back on grandpa's old cough medicine?

Well, come on, Cinderella, we gotta get you ready for the ball.

You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow.

Two hundred and seventy-five thou. Might wanna hang on to that one.

I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

Not bad. Fell off the Jetway again.