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Cleveland's got a cousin who had
Yes, we were wondering if you had a room available?
but be ready 'cause he might give you
No room? Joseph, what are we gonna do?
Oh come all ye face-full.
He's the Messiah.
a little bit of a donkey punch.
Come on, let's just watch the show.
Terrible!
PETER: And so Mary and Joseph began their courtship.
She's pretty smoking.
Oh, here he comes.
What?! No!
Thanks, hey, listen I just got tickets
Look, I can't explain it,
Go, go, go!
The kid came out a real lemon.
♪ Do you believe in life after love? ♪
No way I'm getting you on your connecting flight.
CHRIS: I did.
Magic baby? What's he do,
Everybody outside-- we'll do the rest of Christmas outside!
So, I went to see that new Oedipus play last week.
Peter, you handled that perfectly.
to big Middle Eastern houses with gold and marble.
Yeah, I know that girl-- that's Donna Magdalene,
We had quite a cold snap here. I hope you got our card.
He-he sent down an angel.
What?! Do they want all the presents under the tree, too?!
They're not gonna do that, are they?
That's fine, that's fine! We'll take it!
but you still got a leftover "R."
Okay, guys, squeeze in.
No, no, no.
That's nice.
(canned laughter)
Uch, all that stuff does is interfere with small business.
You're anywhere, just like that.
Oh, little guy.
I don't know, maybe eight minutes?
QUAGMIRE: Wow, look at that classy, Middle Eastern house
Peter's lowest what? We're calling to say Merry Christmas...