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It's the story of Christmas and the Immaculate Conception.

ANNOUNCER: Do you want an excuse to not go home this Christmas?

Chris, did you get a haircut?

I spent it on sand.

I can count up to nine.

and one day, Joseph and his friend Robby were hanging...

Was he bigger than me?

You want me to get y'all some wine and cheeses?

because what, do I work for the electric company?

We are three wise men on a long journey.

No, no, Joseph, I mean God.

I have one question for you!

So, you guys are going to Bethlehem, huh?

Oh, hello. I'm Mary.

So, what have you got going on later?

Oh, my God, look at that body.

Well, I do have a very good virginity coach.

You know, I think this is gonna be our best Christmas ever.

(Announcer laughing)

So, what brings you to Judea?

Oh, and he probably don't want me to tell you this,

So you're saying God got you pregnant?

♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

We're desperate!

Anyway, Joseph and Robby were hanging out

And I brought you a breast pump,

Well, perhaps you have a room for my good friend

She's gonna go down in history as "Hot Bitch Mary."

We've had this conversation!