Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

this is why we're one of the best teams in the nation, man.
- You're steppin' in what? - Bullshit!
Un-fucking-believable.
Number one. No alcohol in these houses, okay?
That was adorable. Just the whole like...
They speaketh the truth, young Beuter Perkins.
- Okay, man. - Okay, all right!
Nah, man. It's as simple as this.
Thank God.
'cause when he was coming in,
I'm sorry.
that looked fishy.
DALE: Besides baseball and pussy?
Confident...
MAC: This'll be interesting.
and I'm already pulling in the groupies, man!
(GROANING)
Raw dog!
- Oh, "a nice time"? - Oh, man, I know...
See that's a bad bet. It's a bad bet.
- Theater party. - Theater party.
He said something about that, didn't he?
Dude, the whole team's tried it.
I'm not watching.
- No? - No.
FINN: Yeah, something's always revealed, like...
Holy shit.
Oh, I got the best cheese on campus.
I'm asking you to dance.
Why does he keep saying things like that?
I love this time of year.
- he just doesn't want us to go. - Mmm...
- Hey. - Hey.
(WHISPERING) Is the Queen of Hearts a dude?
Man, let me get a little stretch in.
Curious and curiouser.
You know, hitters, they got no idea what that's like.
We're getting all this shit for free, okay?
The super scout for the Reds? Master of disguise?
- Fetch. - Yeah!
And apparently the party's a first weekend tradition.
- Yeah. Sure. - Okay.
- BOY: Yeah! - GIRL: Whoo!
You know, den-mother types up your ass.
- Blue, like your eyes. - ...baseball team.
FINN: See, we can deduce from that,
- Wanna pick your shit up? - Oh, yeah. Sorry.
Yeah, we had ourselves a good ol' time.
- You can't teach this chemistry. - You can't.
"zathura: a space adventure" it has the big time it you. Zathura awaits" You already have a robot.
I thought his name was Billy Autrey.
PLAYER 2: There we go.
I assume, being a new (IN DEEP VOICE) teammate.
- DJ: Y'all know what time it is! - Oh, my God!
I mean, language, fucking language. What is language?
So I kind of decided not to be like a one-man holdout on that.
We got a whole 'nother thing going on around here.
- (WHIPS) - (GRUNTS)
What are you doing here? I thought you'd graduated.
Is it baseball season now?
...charming Rod McKuen bit you quoted in your note.
You go get 'em, Jacob.
total mindless disco music,
And musical theater kids...
Even though he knows I'm the reigning knuckles champ.
Why?
- (SIGHS) We suck tonight. - Dude, this is getting ridiculous.
Like, the theater kids would be hysterically crying
Now, you accept your chumpification,
Wakin ' up in a dream Lucid so sweet
It's a revolutionary, political, sexual and poetic force.
Thank you. Thank you. Give me my adoration.
Hey, Coma, Pete Ward just saw your first hit, man.
Dude, I was thinking about sharks.
It's just something for a bunch of performing arts majors.
Uh, dude, not you
don't you, Plum?
Fuck, Brumley, you've seriously asked that at every bar.
Just because you guys are laying bricks with the ladies,
Hey, good game, man. Let's play again.
BRUM: He doesn't throw 95. PLAYER 2: No.
Although I doubt it's gonna have an immediate impact
"You got the best cheese on campus."
Dude, how great is this?
In this case, getting laid on an oversized, overpriced water balloon,
Second base.
I don't know about this country bar, man.
Golly gee, you're good. You're good.
Shoot, man. They got me on the shoulder with one,
Glen, get your head out of your fucking ass! Let's go!
FINN: Dude, this is a good example
You, you sawed-off drunk fuck.
He just left one thing, man.
See, now they got something special to talk about.
where a lot of theater majors live.
on my baseball team as there is anywhere else.
but we're not gonna be friends or anything like that.
FINN: You're seriously trying?
she's getting the surgery to correct how ugly she is?
Of course.
PLUM: Fuck. I don't believe what I just fucking saw.
It was so fun, I loved it!
Hey! Shut off the hose!
- BEVERLY: Ah! - (PLAYERS CHEERING)
It's the most important part of the game, hands down,
- What are you doing? - Putting it on.
PLUM: No shit. JAKE: Mmm-hmm.
And all you guys' constant fuckwithery.
to help with the overcrowding situation in athletic dorms,
Oh, yeah. It's fascinating.
- It's camouflage! - (MUSIC CONTINUES)
so I'll see you fellas on Monday.
JAKE: Really?
I stay busy chopping girls' cherry trees
I'd be on the phone moping to my girlfriend. Why?
- in one hit, man. - (CHUCKLES)
You want a Dr. Pepper?
- DJ: Hey, what'd you say? - ALL: Bullshit!
super-annoying and ignores you.
Okay. Now you're talking our language a little.
- I don't know, dude. - Go for it, man.
"You still ballin' your player?"
- BRUM: Hi, Beverly. - Good to see you.
Hey, I'm just gonna tell you something right now.
Dale, you're confusing him.
NEZ: Isn't that how you always fuck?
(WHOOPING)
I'm gonna burn this down till my brain's a kernel
I call the whole game but they call me dumb
Instead of making fun of me, you should be taking notes.
Jim Morrison is still alive, are you?
So, uh, I guess you know my name then.
Make sure and close your eyes,
- Hey, Jake. - Yeah?
Dude, it's like a secret identity!
fuck you rat
Went about as well as it could've.
You just gotta create a clearing of columns.
(GASPS)
It is lonely out on the bump, man.
Did you meet the brain trust that perpetrated such a folly,
but we got a big fall schedule.
Jake Bradford.
- BRUM: You had enough? - (GROANS)
- What does that mean? - I don't know.
- Oh, no fucking way. - No, sir.
My name's Tyrone but they call me Plum
- To the Fox? - To the Fox.
God damn it!
I'm an Investigative Journalism major.
and it's gonna be really fun.
BOTH: Lesbians.
- He can't sit up. - That's ridiculous.
MAD HATTER: Priceless. BEVERLY: Priceless, is it?
initiating virtually all contact with respect to females.
the gods intend for Sisyphus to suffer, right?