Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What? - Hey! Whoa!

- Debra Kadabra? - Yeah?

you know, about anything.

- Stepped in what? - Bullshit!

- I sure as hell am. - Mmm.

All the adrenaline!

- You guys wanna dance? - JAKE: Yeah.

And there's a lot of talent around.

You ol Steve Harvey Cedric the Entertainer fro lookin ass you ol Master P Silkk the Shocker C-Murder lookin ass you ol Pam Grier lover from winter You ol Missy Elliott Queen Latifah built ass you ol Muhammad Ali Mike Tyson ruff ass you ol Biggie Smalls Fat Albert walkin ass

Yeah, yeah, we should probably set up for it, right?

Let me introduce you to some of the new guys. This is Jake.

Hey there, freshman,

Jesus. I'm telling you, man, chicks dig this shit. All right?

But finding the tangents within the framework,

Yeah, I can see how that could get threatening.

That's strike one.

It's against school policy. Need I say more?

to kick things off.

- JAY: Fuck you, Sound Machine! - Whoo!

- Hey, look at me. Look at me. - Don't look.

(ALL SNICKERING)

- Hey, Beuter, you leaving us already? - (ROPER LAUGHS)

That's how we do it.

Five bucks says we never see him again.

I don't wanna embarrass you in front of all your new

But, you know, what about school? Like, what do I take?

Holy shit! Justin?

Like this guy with the backpack?

- Jake! Jake! Jake! - Jake! Jake! Jake!

You got superstitions.

I mean, I'm a good college player.

- This? - Yeah, come on.

(STAMMERS) It's all so damn tribal.

There's no way you're gonna suck that down

there actually is a strict relation between cause and effect.

I'm gonna break it to you fresh

You feeling threatened yet?

I mean, the point of the whole thing is that

All right, I beg you. No, I implore you

- ROPER: What? - (LAUGHS) Busted!

Finn, I'm seriously worried about these new guys. I mean...

You haven't heard of Jay Niles?

But I discovered that they actually

Oh, it was, until we changed it

McReynolds and Roper?

No, you can't beat me twice in a row!

and here we are, punks for a night.

"He's a baseball player."

FINN: Go get him, kid.

therein lies the artistry, man.

Like you were saying, most people lose at this point

BRUM: Guy's a fucking loon.

Do you also hate guys that are athletic, intelligent,

There are animals, salmon, spiders

You know, I couldn't help but notice you ladies being hassled

Yeah, you feeling lucky? I am.

You've just invited me over for dinner, haven't you?

- How about that? - Hey, Beut, you gotta try this.

Let's see. Oh, shit.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Shit. No. Uh...

- (BALL CLATTERING) - Yeah. There it goes.

- Hey, what's going on, Jacob? - What's up, man?

They were looking up on some transfer hours

GORDAN: Yup. I'm sorry.

You know, until tomorrow.

and while that might only seem moderately compelling on paper,

It's the pack mentality, animal instincts.

Shit fuck fuck shit fuck nuts Holy shit woman

- Hey, come on, look at me. - Don't do it.

'Cause I got a bigger secret I drop to my feet

if that fell through the ceiling right now.

ROPER: Hey, Beuter!

She was using you, a peasant, to fuck with us, the kings.

"Don't worry, I'm gonna pay for the abortion,"

now becomes Coma's lucky helmet.

No centralized authority. It's fucking brilliant.

Bottom line is this, her friends are gonna ask,

Take pride in my pitching Like Rope and his ass

"I'm just..." Oh, damn. Yeah.

- Yeah. Ten bucks. - You wanna go... That's steep for you.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

That's so cool, wow.

No trais nada Frank Absoultamente Nada Oh really

- (CHUCKLES) - A little bit.

Well, okay, dude, you kinda rude

True patriot love...

- (RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) - (ALL SINGING ALONG)

PLUM: What the fuck is the gap method?

Okay, look, that's just, what, Willoughby, borderline insane?

- Hey, Detroit! - Yeah?

You ol Terrance Howard shaky voice ass you ol James Brown Little Richard Ray Charles singing ass You ol Della Reese big ass you ol Snoop Dogg smokin ass you ol Carol Kane white hair ass you ol Whoopi Goldberg Spike Lee

And when you do that, you bring who you are,

I don't know, man. I kinda like Van Halen.

- Still bad odds. - First cousin?

2nd Team All-State.

- Oh, yeah. - Whoo!

Hey, you see what I see?

- Let's go. - That's what I'm talking about.

All right now, boys, it's Billy Autrey, okay?

Willoughby! Come over here.

You wound easily, poor Finnegan.

- Hello? - (DOOR CLOSES)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Yeah. All right, well, I'm not afraid

No trais Nada Frank

Yeah, that's true.

Well, what are you?

who believed in astrology,

I heard, "The guy in the back seat,

some dude doing some job,

I wouldn't say it if I didn't.

about how he has an average cock.

All right, crank it up!

Southeast Texas Cherokees We the team

I thought it was like a light, like a shadow on your lip, but it...

ROPER: You are in costume, of a dipshit.

Yeah, grab a helmet and get in the box. Come on.

- Probably do the shit work. - Nice.

'cause here we come with Cotton-Eyed Joe!

- Huh? Yeah? - That was pathetic, man.

- Michelle. - Dale. (LAUGHS)