Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Let's go. - That's what I'm talking about.

2nd Team All-State.

You feeling threatened yet?

- (CHUCKLES) - A little bit.

"Don't worry, I'm gonna pay for the abortion,"

and while that might only seem moderately compelling on paper,

But I discovered that they actually

Like you were saying, most people lose at this point

I thought it was like a light, like a shadow on your lip, but it...

- Jake! Jake! Jake! - Jake! Jake! Jake!

GORDAN: Yup. I'm sorry.

you know, about anything.

It's the pack mentality, animal instincts.

Hey, you see what I see?

Let's see. Oh, shit.

- This? - Yeah, come on.

'cause here we come with Cotton-Eyed Joe!

They were looking up on some transfer hours

All the adrenaline!

Take pride in my pitching Like Rope and his ass

Yeah, yeah, we should probably set up for it, right?

Shit. No. Uh...

McReynolds and Roper?

- You guys wanna dance? - JAKE: Yeah.

- (RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) - (ALL SINGING ALONG)

No trais Nada Frank

BRUM: Guy's a fucking loon.

Five bucks says we never see him again.

You wound easily, poor Finnegan.

Yeah, that's true.

That's how we do it.

All right now, boys, it's Billy Autrey, okay?

- Hello? - (DOOR CLOSES)

You've just invited me over for dinner, haven't you?

- Oh, yeah. - Whoo!

- Hey, look at me. Look at me. - Don't look.

- Hey, what's going on, Jacob? - What's up, man?

there actually is a strict relation between cause and effect.

Well, what are you?

All right, I beg you. No, I implore you

Holy shit! Justin?

You haven't heard of Jay Niles?

There's no way you're gonna suck that down

I heard, "The guy in the back seat,

(STAMMERS) It's all so damn tribal.

now becomes Coma's lucky helmet.

- Hey, come on, look at me. - Don't do it.

- Michelle. - Dale. (LAUGHS)

That's so cool, wow.

You got superstitions.

Yeah, you feeling lucky? I am.

But, you know, what about school? Like, what do I take?

'Cause I got a bigger secret I drop to my feet

All right, crank it up!

FINN: Go get him, kid.

Do you also hate guys that are athletic, intelligent,

And when you do that, you bring who you are,

"I'm just..." Oh, damn. Yeah.

True patriot love...

- Hey, Beuter, you leaving us already? - (ROPER LAUGHS)

You ol Steve Harvey Cedric the Entertainer fro lookin ass you ol Master P Silkk the Shocker C-Murder lookin ass you ol Pam Grier lover from winter You ol Missy Elliott Queen Latifah built ass you ol Muhammad Ali Mike Tyson ruff ass you ol Biggie Smalls Fat Albert walkin ass

- Still bad odds. - First cousin?

- Debra Kadabra? - Yeah?

(ALL SNICKERING)

who believed in astrology,

Willoughby! Come over here.

- Hey, Detroit! - Yeah?

- ROPER: What? - (LAUGHS) Busted!

"He's a baseball player."

and here we are, punks for a night.

Shit fuck fuck shit fuck nuts Holy shit woman

Yeah, grab a helmet and get in the box. Come on.

Hey there, freshman,

ROPER: Hey, Beuter!

She was using you, a peasant, to fuck with us, the kings.

Yeah. All right, well, I'm not afraid

Let me introduce you to some of the new guys. This is Jake.

to kick things off.

Southeast Texas Cherokees We the team

(BOTH LAUGHING)

if that fell through the ceiling right now.

No centralized authority. It's fucking brilliant.

I mean, the point of the whole thing is that

Bottom line is this, her friends are gonna ask,

- JAY: Fuck you, Sound Machine! - Whoo!

That's strike one.

No, you can't beat me twice in a row!

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Well, okay, dude, you kinda rude

I'm gonna break it to you fresh

- Probably do the shit work. - Nice.

You know, I couldn't help but notice you ladies being hassled

- I sure as hell am. - Mmm.

You ol Terrance Howard shaky voice ass you ol James Brown Little Richard Ray Charles singing ass You ol Della Reese big ass you ol Snoop Dogg smokin ass you ol Carol Kane white hair ass you ol Whoopi Goldberg Spike Lee

You know, until tomorrow.

I wouldn't say it if I didn't.

No trais nada Frank Absoultamente Nada Oh really

I mean, I'm a good college player.

- How about that? - Hey, Beut, you gotta try this.

PLUM: What the fuck is the gap method?

Yeah, I can see how that could get threatening.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

But finding the tangents within the framework,

- What? - Hey! Whoa!

Jesus. I'm telling you, man, chicks dig this shit. All right?

I don't wanna embarrass you in front of all your new

- (BALL CLATTERING) - Yeah. There it goes.

- Stepped in what? - Bullshit!

about how he has an average cock.

Finn, I'm seriously worried about these new guys. I mean...

ROPER: You are in costume, of a dipshit.

And there's a lot of talent around.

I don't know, man. I kinda like Van Halen.

There are animals, salmon, spiders

- Yeah. Ten bucks. - You wanna go... That's steep for you.

some dude doing some job,

It's against school policy. Need I say more?

therein lies the artistry, man.

Oh, it was, until we changed it

Like this guy with the backpack?

- Huh? Yeah? - That was pathetic, man.

Okay, look, that's just, what, Willoughby, borderline insane?