Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I didn't hear anything. - ROPER: Delusional.
If I sense any question I'll put you to the test
It's the pack mentality, animal instincts.
- Go! God! - Jesus!
I'm just looking for some kind of...
- Yeah, we are. - Okay? Yeah.
a double chamber cooling system on that thing.
- Okay? All right. - Okay. (CHUCKLES)
Also, I'm taking a leap this year on two transfers,
I want a full report on my desk by the end of the day.
Hey, yeah, I just want a fucking drink, man.
painting the trim on the house.
- Y'all say what? - Bullshit!
Gimme some dap! Gimme some dap!
Yeah, no shit.
- Kind of dumb? - No, no, no.
- None of us do. - (VIDEO GAME BEEPS)
Well, it's not his fault. It's our fault.
FINN: Uh-oh. JAKE: What?
I get it. I get it. I get it!
MAN: It's all right. Let them in.
but, uh, wow, I'm glad you called. That was quick.
(MEOWS)
(CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me, ladies.
We're gonna stay here,
You wanna rub your strikeout on me, man? Jesus.
Unfortunately true.
Shit, if I wasn't still drunk, I think I'd be fucking dead.
How's that sound?
Bachelor number one!
Thanks, man.
Legendary super scout for the Reds.
never who they want.
College is the fucking greatest!
- (SIGHS) Fuck! - I was thinking about sharks.
We the cream of the crop
What, weed?
I... This is supposed to be fun, and now I'm not having fun.
They made me do it.
Who's this fuck?
(GASPS) Oh, shit, it's the Led Zeppelin dude.
I mean, we have our first practice this afternoon, but yeah.
You're all over 18, all right? Just no booze in this house.
Mmm-mmm.
visual artists like (SNORTS) anything they could find.
- Oh, yeah. - Fuck this. I'm done.
Ah...
We could just... Right here. You know?
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
Will you at least untuck your shirt?
Welcome to college, motherfuckers.
PLUM: Yeah, man, you get it in?
their finger below the chest bone, in the solar plexus,
They don't know the first thing about it, you know?
The question now will be if this new, random helmet
- Ah! Shit! - Shit. Sorry.
but he loved baseball and he just wanted to keep playing.
(VETERAN PLAYERS WHOOPING)
Oh, uh, Jake Bradford.
- My cupcake. Come on. - (LAUGHS) I can't.
All right, I realize that I wouldn't know how to make it
- Are we to suppose... - Oh, we're supposing.
And when you do get there, ask for me, Kenny Roper.
Are you trying to... Pete Ward ain't real?
The last three nights, we've danced at a disco,
The experience.
- Okay. - Just about half.
Oh, yeah!
- But I'm very loyal... - Mmm-hmm.
Well, let me tell you something, Jake.
Yo, what's happening, man?
And we could get hopped up on the tea and the crumpets.
from all the guys talking about how huge they are.
- Big mouth! - Yeah.
Yeah, we got all nine positions covered.
- If you wanna join that. - Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
PLUM: (CHEERING) Brain dead, let's go!
about beating those fuckers from Arizona.
Hey, where's my helmet at?
Hey, do you live in those new baseball houses?
Used to, I'd be like, "No, don't do that."
- ROPER: Scariness. - Wait. Oh, wait.
And it's competitive, man.
Drink my cup
Man, there are six bands in town,
What are all these other guys doing here?
You look like a fucking narc.
of mental capacity in this day and age.
Fucking little jealous asshole crap
Don't you guys have class or something?
ALL: Later, Beuter!
This, this, all of this,
some from L.A., some from Austin.
Hey. So, what do you study?
It's actually High School for Performing and Visual Arts.
How about that? Hey, Jacob, didn't Coach Gordan say this afternoon
Don't make me say it again.
Call it! Wake up!
I like her.
That's what I'm talking about.
(WHISPERING) Any other litmus tests?
(INAUDIBLE)
he would have.
Oh!
Let's go!
in mid-collapse before you...
It's a little fucked up!
- JAKE: What's up, man? - Hold on one second, babe.
As I was saying before Billy interrupted
I got the sun and the stars In the palm of my hand
Oh, gosh!
I actually don't think at all. I just, you know, I talk a lot.
FINN: Yeah, any second.
I'm throwing money down the drain like no thing
And I like you.
PLAYER 2: Yeah.
- Infielder? - Pitcher.
Amityville? More like Amity-vile
Don't fuck it up to make it all right
- Yeah. - It's unbelievable
- I think they did. - Shit!
we're not doing so hot, but we're in the early innings.
Private Beuter, are you prepared
You're curious about what?
Or, are you a...
Okay, uh, first cousin, second cousin?
and they almost knocked me in the nuts.
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
All right,
It's time to grab your partner dosey-do
You like her! Oh, God, Jake!
What's happening, boys?
Unlike Finn I don't drop to the knee
(COUGHS) that would be fucking amazing
(GRUNTS)
You're pissing in the tall grass with the big dick dogs now.
you have to find a moose,
Well, he's filling the obligatory quota.
BEVERLY: Rock 'n' roll isn't about being
Let's go, boys! Come on!
just pulling me back in the boiling pot!
ALL: Oh!
- Oh, I see. - ...flicking each other's knuckles.
I drink a fucking screwdriver!
Hey, guys.
You guys go ahead, man. I've got some unpacking to do.
I'm from this, uh,
Shoot, man, it's just, you know, I tell you,
They're good for something after all.
I'm really glad you came.
"It needs some tail." And ol' Ben says,
You know, like, there's not even enough room in your body
(GROWLS)
Freshman Ty Plummer, catcher.
What a dyke!
Fuck you, Sound Machine! Let's fucking go!
You really need fucking dumb bestie's playing games She's mainly just did the phony thing you fucker you like an asshole
Oh! Dude, look at you, man. You're one to talk.
So, shit, if you wanna succeed,
- (PLAYING PUNK MUSIC) - (SINGING)
Flier than a Cutlass Supreme
Who are these guys?
Show us your PITTS!!
Guy's gonna have a fucking aneurysm on the mound.