Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Trust me.
- Give me my hat, all right? - (LAUGHING)
Not only is he a pre-season All-American,
There we go.
It sounds like you rocked it last night.
So they call me Coma Told the girl "hop on"
Uh, no, no, right-handed.
Oh, it's the annual award.
Now, where you going, BP?
- Okay, cool. Yeah, see you. - Pretty soon.
WILLOUGHBY: No, man, not really.
Yeah? Well, I don't know.
Like that whole Pete Ward thing.
Yeah, yeah. You?
Yeah, I'm scared. Ooh!
I actually don't think that much.
and, guys, correct me if I'm wrong,
He's not a bad guy. He just got caught.
Attaboy, Dale.
He's 30! Like, he's 30 fucking years old!
that you loved most in life, you know?
JAY: You know, I will go get the fucking ball.
Man, that's strike three.
I mean, what are we doing?
Ugh!
You can make a punk song out of that?
- Hey, hey, guys. - Yeah?
I know, he thinks he can. All right.
Yeah, that's just what I want.
My friend drinking pink pussy ice tea (I am also desperate )
Fuck that. We're taking that shit this year.
Huh. Well, Jake, it's so interesting, 'cause I feel like there...
We're fucking weird, man! We're different!
(ALL LAUGHING)
this guy's the best third baseman in the state!
got the lead in every play,
No! One more chance!
Oh, you know, I don't wanna be presumptuous.
Language is a construct, man. You know?
Yeah. Yeah. Sort of the central coast area.
'Cause I'm the fucking raw dog, man.
- Kind of. - (CH UCKLES)
Pitcher.
It's the one with the three scratches on the bill.
and I'm just doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
Guys. Hey, guys. I got a new plan.
jerking each other off, you know, in spandex,
What, I'm just trying to make the shot.
No, sir, I'll be back Sunday for practice.
one of his professors in them scientific classes
You one of the new freshmen?
Number one position players Make these girls wanna scream
Okay. You feel like losing 10 bucks?
(BOYS SNICKERING)
Oh...
PLUM: Who are these people?
She's smart, you know?
- Fucking nutjob. Ridiculous. - You don't want any more?
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
pitch a tent on the couch all the time, or what?
was it just a line to piss off the other guys in the car,
glamorous or hip, it's a force.
WILLOUGHBY: Mmm-hmm. Or he just finds you
Oh.
Seem like what?
Yeah, totally.
Running home to mama, Perkins?
- Fuck! - (CLATTERING)
You're on the hill. Plum, you're catching.
(CHUCKLES) Not bad.
- Hey, you Billy Autrey? - Beuter?
you guys can come with me if you want.
You got it. Attaboy.
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
Fucking looney tune.
Say cheese!
They get fucking killed!
All right.
Ah. A, fuck you. B, bye.
Exactly.
Make your space, okay? You just hold your ground in there.
Fuck, that guy's weird.
That's players-only now.
We've been together for three years!
No. No. Goodbye.
That's all swolled up.
Yeah.
It feels so high school.
This is the jazz improv. You're invited.
I know that I only have been here for a few days,
you wear it well, and you pass it on.
I bet she has a big ass.
FINN: It's impossible. I...
Tom, you know I wouldn't ask you this unless it were very important.
GORDAN: Sit down.
Beuter Perkins.
Everybody's got to be there.
Cherokee chow Coo-coo-capow in Texas
You're so fucking desperate, dude.
Raw Dog
E, 'cause I think I'm gonna, you know,
on the societal norm of the male gender,
It's more about seeing how witty they can be.
This is gonna be very fun, Nesbit.
- Just moving around. - Yeah.
'Cause had it been after practice,
(CLICKS TONGUE) No.
You go to class.
PLAYER: What the hell?
I mean, you gotta tune in, man. You gotta tune in.
No, actually your roommate, Beuter, the hayseed.
It's a little intimidating.
Fuckin A, man! Okay! Okay!
FINN: You gotta notice the clues, Rope.
Hey, guys, guys, Plum and bitch boy think
and making you believe it,
I got seven of my bucks back! Ha-ha! Let's do it!
(CLEARS THROAT) Fuck.
was the prospect of any of us getting laid!
PLAYER: Hey, batter up!
JAKE: Yeah?
Just be fucking weird, you know?
and start doing the actual game?
What? What?
(BOYS SINGING ALONG)
Okay, for the eight of you living in this house
See, that’s a bad bet.
FINN: You know, nobody really realizes how much water weighs.
I'm gonna get a drink. Man's drink!
- What the fuck does that mean? - Fuck if I know.
- I think I'm here. - Here?
- No way. - Dude, what?
It simultaneously complements then conflicts.
It's over in Jones.
The trick is, you can't fight it.
ROPER: "2nd Team All-State."
- Hey, what'd you say? - ALL: Bullshit!
- Good pitcher, too. - Oh, yeah.
Stand up, Ty. Come on, son.
Oh, there's the flag.
Dude, I don't know. I mean, she's cool.
You don't have lime in a screwdriver!
Yeah, she's a senior.
Assuming, you know, you have natural ability.
What? What party?
- Shut your eyes... - Mmm-mmm.
Temptation his asshole?
(ALL CHEERING)
What is it?
(ALL LAUGHING)
It starts out easy, and then it just gets fucking impossible.
Bye, Beuter! Beuter.
Really?
News flash, it's not working. Get some new superstitions.
Hey, Brum, go get some drinks, man.