Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You one of the new freshmen?
I actually don't think that much.
Yeah, she's a senior.
- Hey, hey, guys. - Yeah?
They get fucking killed!
You're so fucking desperate, dude.
was the prospect of any of us getting laid!
Trust me.
Ah. A, fuck you. B, bye.
You're on the hill. Plum, you're catching.
and I'm just doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
jerking each other off, you know, in spandex,
It's a little intimidating.
got the lead in every play,
All right.
Man, that's strike three.
Pitcher.
Oh, there's the flag.
WILLOUGHBY: No, man, not really.
PLUM: Who are these people?
This is gonna be very fun, Nesbit.
Yeah, yeah. You?
(CLICKS TONGUE) No.
Yeah, totally.
Exactly.
- I think I'm here. - Here?
You can make a punk song out of that?
Yeah, I'm scared. Ooh!
This is the jazz improv. You're invited.
Language is a construct, man. You know?
PLAYER: Hey, batter up!
He's 30! Like, he's 30 fucking years old!
and start doing the actual game?
We're fucking weird, man! We're different!
You got it. Attaboy.
glamorous or hip, it's a force.
- Hey, what'd you say? - ALL: Bullshit!
Guys. Hey, guys. I got a new plan.
- Okay, cool. Yeah, see you. - Pretty soon.
Like that whole Pete Ward thing.
I'm gonna get a drink. Man's drink!
Beuter Perkins.
Fuck that. We're taking that shit this year.
My friend drinking pink pussy ice tea (I am also desperate )
Stand up, Ty. Come on, son.
What is it?
It starts out easy, and then it just gets fucking impossible.
Just be fucking weird, you know?
Hey, Brum, go get some drinks, man.
Hey, guys, guys, Plum and bitch boy think
No! One more chance!
You go to class.
No, actually your roommate, Beuter, the hayseed.
- Fucking nutjob. Ridiculous. - You don't want any more?
Raw Dog
- Hey, you Billy Autrey? - Beuter?
Say cheese!
Huh. Well, Jake, it's so interesting, 'cause I feel like there...
Yeah.
I mean, what are we doing?
Okay, for the eight of you living in this house
She's smart, you know?
Seem like what?
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Make your space, okay? You just hold your ground in there.
and making you believe it,
It sounds like you rocked it last night.
one of his professors in them scientific classes
Yeah? Well, I don't know.
Ugh!
on the societal norm of the male gender,
Okay. You feel like losing 10 bucks?
- Give me my hat, all right? - (LAUGHING)
FINN: You gotta notice the clues, Rope.
Fuckin A, man! Okay! Okay!
PLAYER: What the hell?
Fuck, that guy's weird.
It feels so high school.
you wear it well, and you pass it on.
Assuming, you know, you have natural ability.
ROPER: "2nd Team All-State."
Temptation his asshole?
I know, he thinks he can. All right.
We've been together for three years!
(BOYS SNICKERING)
That's players-only now.
Oh...
FINN: It's impossible. I...
JAKE: Yeah?
WILLOUGHBY: Mmm-hmm. Or he just finds you
Bye, Beuter! Beuter.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Attaboy, Dale.
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
I know that I only have been here for a few days,
Yeah. Yeah. Sort of the central coast area.
E, 'cause I think I'm gonna, you know,
What? What party?
So they call me Coma Told the girl "hop on"
Running home to mama, Perkins?
No, sir, I'll be back Sunday for practice.
The trick is, you can't fight it.
What? What?
and, guys, correct me if I'm wrong,
Uh, no, no, right-handed.
Oh.
What, I'm just trying to make the shot.
It's the one with the three scratches on the bill.
(CHUCKLES) Not bad.
(BOYS SINGING ALONG)
Oh, you know, I don't wanna be presumptuous.
'Cause had it been after practice,
Number one position players Make these girls wanna scream
that you loved most in life, you know?
Fucking looney tune.
GORDAN: Sit down.
Everybody's got to be there.
It's over in Jones.
News flash, it's not working. Get some new superstitions.
- Good pitcher, too. - Oh, yeah.
- What the fuck does that mean? - Fuck if I know.
It's more about seeing how witty they can be.
Not only is he a pre-season All-American,
- Shut your eyes... - Mmm-mmm.
You don't have lime in a screwdriver!
He's not a bad guy. He just got caught.
Dude, I don't know. I mean, she's cool.
FINN: You know, nobody really realizes how much water weighs.
No. No. Goodbye.
Oh, it's the annual award.
pitch a tent on the couch all the time, or what?
Now, where you going, BP?
There we go.
Really?
See, that’s a bad bet.
It simultaneously complements then conflicts.
JAY: You know, I will go get the fucking ball.
Yeah, that's just what I want.
- Just moving around. - Yeah.
- Kind of. - (CH UCKLES)
I bet she has a big ass.
was it just a line to piss off the other guys in the car,
(CLEARS THROAT) Fuck.
- Fuck! - (CLATTERING)
Tom, you know I wouldn't ask you this unless it were very important.
I got seven of my bucks back! Ha-ha! Let's do it!
(ALL CHEERING)
'Cause I'm the fucking raw dog, man.
That's all swolled up.
I mean, you gotta tune in, man. You gotta tune in.
- No way. - Dude, what?
this guy's the best third baseman in the state!
you guys can come with me if you want.
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