Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You see what I'm doing right there? - Yeah.

Do you guys wanna try a little telepathic shit?

(PHONE RINGING)

Get them out! Right now. Get them out.

- Fuck off, faggots! - Yeah!

Get your ass ready. Let's go.

"The guy in the back, whether he knows it or not,

but it's almost like they view us as a necessary evil.

so that I can give you some?

Has he told... Finn! Did you tell her, Finn?

Look at us, man.

Schlong as long as the Nile's bong

and special crumpets,

Hey, guys! We got a 2nd Team All-Stater among us!

And I'm not afraid to stick it in and break it off from day one!

You're not detecting an anti-pitcher bias around here?

He broke the fucking paddle. Look at that shit.

- Of course we're down! - JUSTIN: Yeah!

I hate this game.

I don't know, just based on an outsider's perspective,

- Hey, man, you get high? - Yeah. Yeah, here and there.

Hey, that's what I'm talking about, man.

I might've encountered up your ass crack.

Oh, Finn, come on!

All right, Mr. Rabbit.

Boy, they call me Billy A

She's not gonna have to say the old,

till somebody's ears burn off, you can learn that, right?

Just accepting whatever comes my way, you know?

We're a couple of guys who are gonna do

It's like, I throw the junk and you get yourself out.

You don't flick a fucking lime!

Oh, no, he's not cool! No, he's not fucking cool!

- I'm being practical. - (ALL LAUGHING)

Okay. Well, then just don't come across like a dumb jock.

She's one day late and she's giving you shit for it?

I found it to be a good litmus test.

We make you toothless To put it plain and simple

God. Listen to this song.

Oh, yeah. Ha-ha-ha. Real funny, man. Real funny.

Hey. Chapter 9 will blow your mind.

- The feminist. - Mmm.

I'm kind of the silent type, you know?

if Mac wanted to take your head off with that paddle,

You're back there having a fucking good time!

All right, listen up, good first practice.

Rulebook says I can't be on the field,

and told the coach this afternoon.

Are you liking it?

- ROPER: You can't, no. - Get up.

Hey, which one you going after?

Recorded them all over the last year or so.

Quiet, non-asshole guy in the back, that's me.

- (ALL GROANING) - What?

and temptations, and things like that.

I'm going through your album collection.

DALE: You're gonna be squashed, Jake.

Do you, uh, maybe wanna continue this conversation in person?

going on around here, you know?

I feel like the Mavericks are gonna win the NBA finals.

- (WHIPS) - DEBRA: Ooh!

Yeah. Yeah. Where did you go to high school?

And it was a great place to be able to cultivate the thing

'Cause someone dropped out, and it's really easy,

- Really? - Mmm-hmm.

what would be your dream date and your dream girl?

(CROWD CHEERING)

Why is the.230 hitter always the most superstitious?

No dorm resident snitches keeping track.

The wonderful world of college pussy is upon you.

Hey, you guys want a beer? Come on.

I know where I'm going with it before he even gets it to me.

Strike three. Strike three.

It's those things they didn't do.

- Why not? - Why?

FINN: We can agree.

- He likes her. - He likes her.

get drunk, later that night

One of them told me he hated pitchers.

Competitors ready? Go!

poetry, with that... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

(MOCKINGLY) "Are you sure Coach isn't gonna know if we've been drinking?

We give it out to the most clueless freshman.

First cousin, Finn.

All right, freshman ping-pong champ.

Well, you gotta approach it like getting out on the mound,

Okay. Not with this you're not.

You know, which might seem predatory on the surface,

Speak like a poet

Ooh, what's that?

Hey, I'm sure afraid to hit off you, 2nd Team All-State.

Nez, he's gotta come back for his shit.

Well, yeah, Plum, you do. And you know why you do?

Well, I'm around for the next couple of hours. Oh...

Okay, so shut up.

you wanna try to make that starting rotation

Out there past the right field fence,

- small town in the valley. - Yeah.

- PLAYER: Really? - Oh, yeah.

Uh, yeah, yeah. Uh, I think so.

FINN: It's not about the ingredients,

(IN GERMAN ACCENT) Onward, upward and inward! Ja?

COMA: Hit it to me! The ball's coming to me!

No, I applied to a few, but this was the best school

You guys down for that?

Come on, no one on their deathbed is filled with regrets

women find it a relief

but, hey, they said a few years back,

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

I'm just saying, in a deterministic event,

in the country, and we're gonna keep it that way

This is why you're losing money all the time.

This is supposed to fun And now I’m not having fu

Go get that ball, I'll fucking sign it for you.

We've all been through shit like this.

Yeah, it sounds great.

to practically will yourself to victory.

Which, although it sounds like a venereal disease...

Everybody here was the best in their high school,

Look, if you'd opened your mouth, too,

And everybody else on this team.

Nesie, look at what I found here.

How late is she?