Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ROPER: You can't, no. - Get up.

Look at us, man.

And everybody else on this team.

Okay. Well, then just don't come across like a dumb jock.

Do you, uh, maybe wanna continue this conversation in person?

Nez, he's gotta come back for his shit.

We make you toothless To put it plain and simple

Ooh, what's that?

The wonderful world of college pussy is upon you.

and temptations, and things like that.

Are you liking it?

(CROWD CHEERING)

I feel like the Mavericks are gonna win the NBA finals.

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

I know where I'm going with it before he even gets it to me.

Get your ass ready. Let's go.

so that I can give you some?

till somebody's ears burn off, you can learn that, right?

Hey. Chapter 9 will blow your mind.

going on around here, you know?

FINN: We can agree.

Yeah. Yeah. Where did you go to high school?

- Fuck off, faggots! - Yeah!

I might've encountered up your ass crack.

- Why not? - Why?

Go get that ball, I'll fucking sign it for you.

Uh, yeah, yeah. Uh, I think so.

Just accepting whatever comes my way, you know?

- PLAYER: Really? - Oh, yeah.

and special crumpets,

Yeah, it sounds great.

Okay. Not with this you're not.

Well, you gotta approach it like getting out on the mound,

You're not detecting an anti-pitcher bias around here?

(IN GERMAN ACCENT) Onward, upward and inward! Ja?

It's those things they didn't do.

She's not gonna have to say the old,

No dorm resident snitches keeping track.

Schlong as long as the Nile's bong

"The guy in the back, whether he knows it or not,

I'm just saying, in a deterministic event,

- small town in the valley. - Yeah.

- Hey, man, you get high? - Yeah. Yeah, here and there.

- Of course we're down! - JUSTIN: Yeah!

First cousin, Finn.

Competitors ready? Go!

We're a couple of guys who are gonna do

Hey, which one you going after?

Everybody here was the best in their high school,

No, I applied to a few, but this was the best school

Hey, I'm sure afraid to hit off you, 2nd Team All-State.

Rulebook says I can't be on the field,

poetry, with that... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

to practically will yourself to victory.

what would be your dream date and your dream girl?

It's like, I throw the junk and you get yourself out.

Strike three. Strike three.

He broke the fucking paddle. Look at that shit.

Why is the.230 hitter always the most superstitious?

- He likes her. - He likes her.

Has he told... Finn! Did you tell her, Finn?

(MOCKINGLY) "Are you sure Coach isn't gonna know if we've been drinking?

Speak like a poet

- Really? - Mmm-hmm.

Look, if you'd opened your mouth, too,

Quiet, non-asshole guy in the back, that's me.

I hate this game.

How late is she?

I'm going through your album collection.

Get them out! Right now. Get them out.

Hey, you guys want a beer? Come on.

You're back there having a fucking good time!

You guys down for that?

Oh, yeah. Ha-ha-ha. Real funny, man. Real funny.

Which, although it sounds like a venereal disease...

And I'm not afraid to stick it in and break it off from day one!

Hey, that's what I'm talking about, man.

Recorded them all over the last year or so.

'Cause someone dropped out, and it's really easy,

but it's almost like they view us as a necessary evil.

Do you guys wanna try a little telepathic shit?

- The feminist. - Mmm.

You know, which might seem predatory on the surface,

You don't flick a fucking lime!

This is supposed to fun And now I’m not having fu

I'm kind of the silent type, you know?

- (ALL GROANING) - What?

DALE: You're gonna be squashed, Jake.

Well, I'm around for the next couple of hours. Oh...

Hey, guys! We got a 2nd Team All-Stater among us!

We give it out to the most clueless freshman.

and told the coach this afternoon.

Oh, no, he's not cool! No, he's not fucking cool!

One of them told me he hated pitchers.

This is why you're losing money all the time.

All right, freshman ping-pong champ.

All right, Mr. Rabbit.

in the country, and we're gonna keep it that way

All right, listen up, good first practice.

Oh, Finn, come on!

but, hey, they said a few years back,

(PHONE RINGING)

And it was a great place to be able to cultivate the thing

get drunk, later that night

God. Listen to this song.

if Mac wanted to take your head off with that paddle,

We've all been through shit like this.

Boy, they call me Billy A

you wanna try to make that starting rotation

FINN: It's not about the ingredients,

I found it to be a good litmus test.

- (WHIPS) - DEBRA: Ooh!

Well, yeah, Plum, you do. And you know why you do?

- You see what I'm doing right there? - Yeah.

- I'm being practical. - (ALL LAUGHING)

Come on, no one on their deathbed is filled with regrets

I don't know, just based on an outsider's perspective,

women find it a relief

COMA: Hit it to me! The ball's coming to me!

She's one day late and she's giving you shit for it?

Okay, so shut up.

Out there past the right field fence,

Nesie, look at what I found here.