Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - English.
PLUM: Damn you, Jake!
Uh... No, I'm scared now, but, yeah...
Yeah, that's it, man.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
I feel like the Tigers are going to make the playoffs next year
Hey, wait. Hey, no.
but we'd like to invite you to a baseball party with...
Alcoholic beverage in there. I'll be danged.
Man, guys, she says she might be pregnant.
i get it
Dr. Finnegan, so epicurean Indulge in the BMOC
- A real drink! (LAUGHS) - Yeah! Yeah, do that!
- ROPER: That ass is golden. - Absolutely, say no more.
just getting reamed by these little fuckers.
- It's growing. - FINN: Was that hair?
So, my obnoxious teammates actually helped me on this one?
Hey, it's part of the scholarship.
Like, what would it be like to go through life
Hit it, bitch, I'm 95 strong
Oh, come on.
(SCOFFS)
PLUM: A fucking cat.
- Look at you, ping-pong pimp. - Yeah!
with something to focus on, you know,
DALE: Hey, look,
People might think you're method, I don't know.
Who the hell are you?
Bunch of fucking numb-nuts!
Fuck losing the playoffs. We're taking it all this year.
Finn?
ROPER: All of you.
And from Detroit, Jay Niles.
- Detroit? - What? What?
You don't get it!
Thanks. (GRUNTS)
Freshman superstars.
- What the hell is this? - Please.
I took special care. I didn't say that word, okay?
up a mountain over and over and over again,
Anyway, you guys all pass?
- (GIRL SQUEALS) - (ALL GROANING)
Whoa. Hey. The bitch stick?
- The one on the right. - The tall one?
I'd appreciate that, all right?
Having the guts to look fucking stupid.
Yes.
Ladies! How was your summer?
is to mentally toughen the fuck up.
Ball in!
BEVERLY: Bachelor number two!
who just kind of spouts out all his stats
JAY: You know what, man? I only know 150%, all right?
Finn's got his dick in the door.
JAKE: Hey, I'll see you later, man.
NEZ: I'll take one.
PLUM: Guys.
Yeah, it's a mustache. That's a mustache.
Not all the time.
I guess not.
PLUM: That was not good.
Nice fucking life you got here, Joe College.
JAKE: You're looking at it, Plum.
Yeah, man, I must've wasted, like, $200 in quarters
If you want.
I think you've had enough, raw dog.
- I wound easily. - (SNICKERING)
(SINGING) I'm Rope a Dope A proud Cherokee
You look like a Bible salesman.
I feel like the Astros are gonna make it to the world series
My name is Willoughby I know the master plan
On the field, you know. Up here, benchwarmer.
That ain't close to touching 90, son. Who you fooling?
PLUM: What's up, Mac?
Our home and native land!
you know, moving into the dorms on campus?
Yeah.
Jake!
Fuck it, man.
- No, no, no. - Double or nothing.
That's what I'm talking about, man!
You know how strong you'd have to be to do that?
abaceada-ddad-dedb-abeb-adbaebebeebe
(LAUGHS)
What's up, man? Jake Bradford.
- No. - Yeah.
Look, man, I got a little lady downstairs
trying to shore up our pitching staff.
Not so fast.
- And I was like... (GRUNTS) - "What is he doing?"
Yeah, man, 95-mile-an-hour fastball.
You know, just look for two beautiful houses
She's cool, you know?
Hey, shake something, don't break something.
- Hey there. - What's up?
Don't fuck it up, man. Let's go.
(PEOPLE WHOOPING)
Investigative Journalism is not an official major here,
really succeed, the only choice you have
Let's break that school record right fucking now.
'Cause they know that I'm the best
You wanna know why?
Coming at you! Coming at you!
I hate all this Cotton-Eyed Joe,
DALE: Damn. Hey.
the giant waterbed-shaped iceberg right in their path.
You can't win. Once they get up on you, you're fucked.
it's just not happening.
- You talkin' to me? - No, can't you see?
It's like having sex with a girl
Come on, Jake!
You know, man, but my girlfriend, she lives out of town, right?
Night and day!
(SIGHS)
- The leg stuff. - How does that happen?
Go show her them albums.
I'm climbing that tree, Jake!
Okay. Let's go!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I feel like The astros will win the world series
Dude! No cover and free beer.
who maybe wants to come up here
See all that fun, all that laughing?
You'll always be the champ, Nesie.
JAKE: Was that a big deal for you, transferring in senior year?
if you want, you can spend as much time
We suck so fucking hard.
to take batting practice off Jay Niles
So won't you come with me and please be my friend?
No, no, not until Coma gets in here.
- Uh, no. - Good.
(ALL CHEERING)
A good bet would be, I don't know,
Just a second.
FINN: Jeez, ball hit the mitt before you ever even swung.
That's not gonna cut it.
ROPER: And what was I supposed to do, huh?
"Well, that's what I told Mrs. Franklin. She told me to go fly a kite!"
(BOTH PANTING)
- I don't know. - Yeah.
Oh, you know, it's kind of a dress-up party tonight.
Master of disguise.
I didn't get beat up or anything.
Oh, man, that's funny.
Don't bring your ass around here!
- GIRL: Oh, my God. - Oh! Hey! (LAUGHS)
in the bathroom stalls,
- FINN: Beautifully played. - Oh!
They're great. Devo and The Cars,
Think before you do something stupid, please.
What the Charlie Pride are you talking about?
All of our true assholish nature is emerging.
you have to drive to Caribou River Park Reserve