Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yeah. - Yeah?
back from wherever the hell it is you came from.
Got your joke right here.
Yeah, and now that I've determined I don't really think
to the most country bumpkin name we could come up with.
- 19-17. - Actually, it's 17 -19.
on your first BP session, huh?
Man, you can't even fuck good on a waterbed.
All right? But you just gotta remain calm,
PLUM: Fucking A, man.
You're just excited to hit off me for once, huh?
That was a joke.
Uh, give me your best pick-up line.
who have not yet mastered the gap method.
And living the college life.
- How you doing? - This is where you living?
JAKE: Why the hell would he do that?
(SIGHS)
and we're there.
it's kind of confusing.
But I'm here to make some noise
Expand the universe Make it shudder and spasm
I gotta get up early for registration in the morning.
- From here to here. - Go on, show me.
Fuck's that mean? Let's fucking go.
I mean, girls, they come up to me out of the blue and they say,
One, two, three.
I'm just saying, you can't do it.
Yeah. Where's your English class?
BEVERLY: What's one kiss from...
Just do it. I'll buy the first pitcher.
even if it looks futile to others.
Oh, Michelle, definitely.
Hopefully be a positive influence on them.
What I need you to do is take that sifter,
You know, he's probably just a guy
as you like together down here.
- Whoo! - Yeah! Here we go.
Okay.
(ALL CHEERING)
Shut up, Brumley.
WILLOUGHBY: So, where is the flag?
BOTH: What?
Hey, man, what position do you play?
That was just so there wouldn't be any confusion,
PLAYER 3: Good hit, McReynolds. Wow.
How's this?
Let's go somewhere quiet.
DALE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Well, yeah, man, we kind of are, you know?
Hi.
grant her the old Finnegasm. Here, I'm coming with you.
to let the experience find you.
Yeah, no, I mean, it was the least I could do
Okay.
We're fucking drinking, man! That's what we're doing!
(WOMAN LAUGHING)
from disco snatch to country poon. All right?
ALL: (CHANTING SOFTLY) Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake.
Just so you know, "voluntary" means mandatory, okay?
NEZ: Fuck off, Brum!
Borrowing this.
BEUTER: Did you get hit, Jacob?
just participating.
Okay, baby!
Well, my point was that they'd actually blessed him
- You know them? - DALE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
MAC: Beuter Perkins!
Submarine pitch And the Mac can't handle it
- Yeah. Fuck you, too. - (CHUCKLES)
I can tell, man.
Fine. Fine.
Later, Beuter!
I wanna give it a shot.
- PLAYER: Yeah! - (PLAYERS APPLAUDING)
She's a day late.
But I go to class when I say I go to class.
but he doesn't want us to be there.
Uh, what's up, guys? You lost?
See that’s a bad bet
This is mine now.
So, what do you, uh, concentrate on here?
I don't know.
- Genius. Yes! - Genius!
Well, the official season doesn't start till the spring,
- You're blonde! - I know. (GIGGLES)
Bradford!
Uh, Sound Machine.
PLUM: Here we go, Jake.
If you need a little insight on who I am
The guy that looks like Cheech.
He was a great guy.
Been working out.
Wake up, Coma!
NEZ: (LAUGHS) This is gonna be the best ever.
breaking the alcohol rule.
- We got a whole game to play. - Yeah.
Who drinks a screwdriver, anyway?
- Good move. - Yeah, yeah.
I'll do some pushups, do some abs. I'll come back looking awesome!
here for a good time, not a long time, right?
All right, look, y'all, so a buddy of mine told me that last year,
Hey, that's not really fair.
History. You?
- BOUNCER: You fucking asshole! - Stupid fucking asshole!
Come on, man. What about Costello or the Talking Heads?
No, it's not till later. Yeah. No, we're just walking around,
Van's gone, he's gone.
Scrimmage is later. What the fuck, man.
You know what, man, I got outta there about 6:00 in the morning.
Jesus Christ ever existed.
WILLOUGHBY: Fuck!
Cho!
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
I wanna see what room she's in.
(CHUCKLES) What?
Let me break it down for you right now with my jam
Strike...
He was a good guy.
(KNOCKS)
You know, she's not, like, actually a dominatrix.
- Let's go! - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
(EXHALES)
- Please? - Brumley, shut the fuck up!
Even his own teammates.
I mean, guys, it's about finding out who you are
keep running that fucking mouth,
PLAYER 1: Get two, McReynolds, get two.
Who's Jay Niles?
whether your share of the phone bill
Bachelor number one.
that will literally die in the process of mating.
(DALE LAUGHS)
as they go along, you know?
Triple or nothing sounds fantastic.
'cause that shuts down the spinal.
Watch that shit in the future.
All right! Jake! Where you fucking been, man?
One of them old phenomegans, huh?
You gotta fucking embrace your inner fucking strange, man.
Say goodbye to your high school sweethearts, fellas.
Did I ever say that? No, okay?
FINN: This is college, Jake, all right?
Sometimes I feel like I'm just, you know, buried in my work,
Red Queen, very interesting.
That's the Gilligan's Island theme song!
And by the way, she was really fucking cute.
Is it true that our house is about to fall down?
It's crazy we're fucking defending this guy.
All right. I'll see you guys in a bit.
Okay, when?
That we get to feel passion in this world,
- I don't know. I don't know. - Let's go!
You're not gonna let this be one of those things, are you?
Hmm.
PLAYER: What is that? PLUM: What is he doing?
We're switching around our wardrobe a little bit.
Make it work for you.
What are you implying?
(EXHALES)
I concentrate on theater and dance, performing arts.
I've been dancing up on like five girls all night long, man.
The duck feet look great, dude.
You have to fly to Winnipeg,
Voluntary practice is on Sunday.
- Shit! - DALE: Fucking unreal.
We look forward to seeing all of you there.
Hey, good one, McReynolds.
- Oh, yeah. - Verifiably a complete waste