Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The duck feet look great, dude.

just participating.

I wanna give it a shot.

(CHUCKLES) What?

JAKE: Why the hell would he do that?

PLAYER 3: Good hit, McReynolds. Wow.

- Oh, yeah. - Verifiably a complete waste

We're fucking drinking, man! That's what we're doing!

BEVERLY: What's one kiss from...

Sometimes I feel like I'm just, you know, buried in my work,

- Yeah. Fuck you, too. - (CHUCKLES)

All right? But you just gotta remain calm,

All right. I'll see you guys in a bit.

to let the experience find you.

BEUTER: Did you get hit, Jacob?

from disco snatch to country poon. All right?

All right! Jake! Where you fucking been, man?

- Let's go! - Yeah, yeah, yeah!

as you like together down here.

Uh, Sound Machine.

One of them old phenomegans, huh?

whether your share of the phone bill

That was a joke.

So, what do you, uh, concentrate on here?

You have to fly to Winnipeg,

DALE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I've been dancing up on like five girls all night long, man.

Submarine pitch And the Mac can't handle it

We're switching around our wardrobe a little bit.

Come on, man. What about Costello or the Talking Heads?

I concentrate on theater and dance, performing arts.

- Please? - Brumley, shut the fuck up!

Hey, man, what position do you play?

Yeah. Where's your English class?

Man, you can't even fuck good on a waterbed.

It's crazy we're fucking defending this guy.

We look forward to seeing all of you there.

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

- BOUNCER: You fucking asshole! - Stupid fucking asshole!

- Shit! - DALE: Fucking unreal.

But I go to class when I say I go to class.

Fuck's that mean? Let's fucking go.

but he doesn't want us to be there.

Bachelor number one.

I'm just saying, you can't do it.

WILLOUGHBY: Fuck!

(WOMAN LAUGHING)

PLUM: Fucking A, man.

She's a day late.

See that’s a bad bet

Just do it. I'll buy the first pitcher.

ALL: (CHANTING SOFTLY) Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake.

I'll do some pushups, do some abs. I'll come back looking awesome!

That we get to feel passion in this world,

Triple or nothing sounds fantastic.

FINN: This is college, Jake, all right?

Did I ever say that? No, okay?

He was a good guy.

Watch that shit in the future.

Scrimmage is later. What the fuck, man.

You know what, man, I got outta there about 6:00 in the morning.

NEZ: Fuck off, Brum!

keep running that fucking mouth,

What I need you to do is take that sifter,

You're not gonna let this be one of those things, are you?

Who's Jay Niles?

Just so you know, "voluntary" means mandatory, okay?

All right, look, y'all, so a buddy of mine told me that last year,

PLAYER: What is that? PLUM: What is he doing?

I mean, guys, it's about finding out who you are

One, two, three.

it's kind of confusing.

Uh, what's up, guys? You lost?

Red Queen, very interesting.

- Good move. - Yeah, yeah.

Say goodbye to your high school sweethearts, fellas.

WILLOUGHBY: So, where is the flag?

Uh, give me your best pick-up line.

He was a great guy.

That was just so there wouldn't be any confusion,

PLAYER 1: Get two, McReynolds, get two.

You know, she's not, like, actually a dominatrix.

- PLAYER: Yeah! - (PLAYERS APPLAUDING)

- Yeah. - Yeah?

You're just excited to hit off me for once, huh?

and we're there.

Hopefully be a positive influence on them.

here for a good time, not a long time, right?

MAC: Beuter Perkins!

Yeah, and now that I've determined I don't really think

I gotta get up early for registration in the morning.

Make it work for you.

- 19-17. - Actually, it's 17 -19.

I mean, girls, they come up to me out of the blue and they say,

PLUM: Here we go, Jake.

Jesus Christ ever existed.

Let me break it down for you right now with my jam

Let's go somewhere quiet.

that will literally die in the process of mating.

- We got a whole game to play. - Yeah.

- How you doing? - This is where you living?

This is mine now.

Voluntary practice is on Sunday.

Who drinks a screwdriver, anyway?

breaking the alcohol rule.

Got your joke right here.

Expand the universe Make it shudder and spasm

You know, he's probably just a guy

Hey, that's not really fair.

No, it's not till later. Yeah. No, we're just walking around,

- Genius. Yes! - Genius!

to the most country bumpkin name we could come up with.

on your first BP session, huh?

Well, yeah, man, we kind of are, you know?

If you need a little insight on who I am

- You know them? - DALE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

grant her the old Finnegasm. Here, I'm coming with you.

Well, the official season doesn't start till the spring,

Van's gone, he's gone.

Oh, Michelle, definitely.

Shut up, Brumley.

Yeah, no, I mean, it was the least I could do

NEZ: (LAUGHS) This is gonna be the best ever.

And living the college life.

- Whoo! - Yeah! Here we go.

who have not yet mastered the gap method.

And by the way, she was really fucking cute.

I wanna see what room she's in.

You gotta fucking embrace your inner fucking strange, man.

Hey, good one, McReynolds.

Borrowing this.

Even his own teammates.

Is it true that our house is about to fall down?

- From here to here. - Go on, show me.

What are you implying?

as they go along, you know?

even if it looks futile to others.

But I'm here to make some noise

- You're blonde! - I know. (GIGGLES)

That's the Gilligan's Island theme song!

- I don't know. I don't know. - Let's go!

I can tell, man.

Well, my point was that they'd actually blessed him

Been working out.

The guy that looks like Cheech.

back from wherever the hell it is you came from.

'cause that shuts down the spinal.