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Yeah, we're there.

I would die for every last one of you.

Oh, shit! You coming to get me, god?

We are your biggest fans. Will you take a picture with us?

Bed time, 8:00 P.M. sharp.

and then take them all to St. barts, buy them all birkin bags or something?

Peter Pan that shit!

I made a terrible mistake.

and we got her two little worker bees.

Because that helps with the reception.

I didn't know it was your lunch!

and I ain't letting none of you bitches kill my vibe, okay?

You left me high and dry!

Let me call you back.

I just have one condition.

unless you give it to them.

Hmm? Dina, can we just bring it down a notch?

Listen, do you, uh, mind not working right now?

Two conquerors taking over the world!

Sasha's secrets.

Let me get three shots of whiskey with a coke to chase.

I'm gonna pull his heart out through that motherfucker, and I'm gonna

She fucked me up with that one. All right!

Oh, you're so understanding. Oh, oh, oh!

What the hell's wrong with you?

I love you but I hate you bitch!

Have I made myself clear?

I'd have slung it over my shoulder.

It is such an honor to even be in the same...

I have raised kids before.

making memories that we can laugh about the rest of our lives

You said you ended this shit, and now there's a picture?

Okay. I'm about to go see a man sing. Oh, ha ve fun!

I didn't want anyone to know.

Lslipped. I think I pulled a big toe.

Who Started The Whole Thing, But They're Still In There.

That's a terrible drink.

Your room, now! I don't wanna go to my room.

No one has the power to shatter your dreams

Okay, five months, got it. No, no!

She's gonna send her business affair peeps

Party in the vip!

Yes, I'm serious!

What is appropriate and effective? Um, Sasha. Sasha.

Stop getting trashed every night,

Don't play with me.

grind it up, throw it back.

Look, I just want things to be the way they were.

Or donate it to the my little pony motorcycle club.

So they not fucking in Guatemala?

Stop it. Stop it. I know, I can't believe it.

Now, look, that whole bottle will last you for five years, all right?

Inspire her to add a zero to the deal.

It better be, because I plan on getting white-girl-wasted this weekend,

And you know what? You are one of the most loyal,

Okay, understood.

They trippin'. Liz: Ryan, have you seen it?

We're going to be us.

It's so much fun.

Okay. Et tu, Sasha?

She got a point. Yeah.

What is this, the bidi bidi bom bom collection?

I didn't mean any of what I said earlier. I was just so...

But we can't do it apart.

With your husband.

The foundation...

But maybe just wait until the deal closes,

NASTY ASS, DIRTY ASS, NASTY ASS

Look at you! Man, you got fine!

- Damn right. - Yep.

and stop talking to us like we one of your kids?

I mean, it's a very good start.

Oh, my god, I think I left it in my bag.

Oh, do you remember when life was that simple?

Married my college sweetheart...

It's because I wanna keep my uterus intact.

Come on, let's take advantage of that because if we don't,

I just... I couldn't do it.

than a tender sausage who knows who's in charge!

See, I know how it works in this circle, we got the queen bee,

- Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry! - Do something!

Can I get a refill, please?

HATERS Still trying to HATE and Im checking in at the resort condo like.....

Wait! Hey, wait! Man bun!

Bill, look, I know why you're upset,

Oh, so you wanna get fucked up?

This weekend, over half a million black women

You heard what Ryan said, just be cool.

Flossy posse is in effect!

That's a great lipstick, too. Thank you, right?

or "go, girl," "bye, Felicia," "ratchet,"

it's of today and yesterday. It's very retro.

And I love you, but I hate you Bitch

We done found our tribe.

No, she still can't hear me, though.

It's not gonna work! No!

You know what? That can cause a lot of infection.

You got a wifey? No.

Thank you so much! Aw!

That can't really be...

Hmm. Those problems are behind us, thank god.

Give the exclusive to Sasha's secrets.

Definitely the baddest chicks at fa mu.

And that is a lovely blouse you have on. Why, thank you.

It's a whole lot of ass out there.

Because with the pocket squares...