Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.

It's so… vivid.

Lurch, please remind my parents that I'm no longer speaking to them.

[dramatic music swells]

[elegant music swells, fades away]

[girl] I'm not about to confess to my brother

but sometimes you get in your own way.

That's on a need-to-know basis. What about trains?

I will escape this educational penitentiary,

We're not done yet.

wednesday's child is full of woe? more like is full of woe because it makes fun of diabetes

[Wednesday playing "Paint It, Black"]

[Rowan] You're Wednesday, right?

I try to match the right flower to each of my girls.

She eats human flesh.

We all die alone, Enid.

We all die alone.

so please don't go making any waves, or perpetuating any outcast stereotypes.

I'm not you, Mother.

[sinister music playing]

Ophelia's the one who kills herself

After what happened today, I figured they'd have you in solitary.

-You're the one who's in danger. -What are you doing?

[cell phone rings]

Guys, back off.

[radio squawks, playing "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison]

[Morticia gasps]

run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago…

[bullies groaning]

Nevermore is like no other boarding school.

But tears don't fix anything.

You don't know the full story.

-[arcane power surges] -[grunts]

I'm glad to hear that.

What's the story about going into the local town?

I'm here to prevent that from happening.

[chanting subsides]

[forlorn music playing]

Although her crown's been slipping lately.

Okey-dokey. Before I leave, I want to go over a few house rules.

No good deed goes unpunished.

-[exhales] Puberty, I guess. -What happened the last time we met?

[Weems] Looks like an accident.

You know they're going to be swarming like mosquitos in July.

Uh, but I don't get off for another hour.

It matches the profile of the other two attacks last week.