Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They were harassing a customer, and she put them in their place.

[sweeping refrain builds]

-[birds thudding in time to music] -♪ That you said goodbye… ♪

and was mysteriously saved by a homicidal monster.

I didn't catch your name, or is that on a need-to-know basis too?

[jocks guffawing]

Yo, Enid! You're not gonna believe the dirt I heard about your new roommate.

[water tank gurgling]

What does it matter to you?

Can you tell me about her?

I shoulda just let that thing smash you to mush?

Darling, how long do you intend on giving us the cold shoulder?

Don't tell me Gomez Addams is your father?

Is he, like, your pet?

Wednesday is certainly a unique name.

[yearning sigh]

The last thing I remember I was walking outside

[jock] You scared, kid? Scared?

Did you really think I wouldn't find out your secret?

♪ Then I drift away ♪

[mournful rendition of "La Llorona" playing]

I see the world as a place that must be endured,

You must be the self-appointed Queen Bee.

that I've recently been plagued by visions.

Ironic, isn't it?

I had an extra hand.

Let's see if you bleed in black and white.

[Furs howling, baying]

Did you help her?

Grim Reaper Barbie, makes perfect sense.

[both grunting]

Are you kidding me? My life would be officially over.

Tyler, the hell's going on in here?

Your writing time?

I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.

How did you take that?

I will never fall in love, or be a housewife, or have a family.

[shelf rumbling]

[delicate, emotional music playing]

That means keep your claws to yourself, and no smothering people in their sleep.

and had to take a six-month sabbatical.

I got stuck as it was headed to the crematorium.

[bells tolling]

Given your history, I'm sure you're intent on running away.

I've read serial killer diaries with better punctuation.

now we're even.

until they rip your throat out.

[typewriter keys clacking]

I can't be bought, so either wait, or find someone else to drive you.

[tense music builds]

[chilling choir vocalizations]

[patrons chattering]