Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She used to date our resident tortured artist, Xavier Thorpe.

-I would have rather saved myself. -[scoffs] Good to see you haven't changed.

Yeah, it… it was my godmother's funeral.

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[narrator] This season on Wednesday…

I lock you in here for the rest of the semester,

[all screaming]

I hope the driver's okay.

Uh, right, right.

Your followers are clearly imbeciles.

Most see me coming and cross the street.

This is my Kevin Time

wednesday's child is full of woe? more like this show is full of woe because it makes fun of diabetes

♪ Ay de mí, Llorona ♪

[dark electronic arrangement of theme music playing]

Yeah, they're just like you and me,

[ragged breathing]

Would you mind distracting her?

A sanctuary where we can discuss anything.

At least one of us will get out of this hellhole town.

Our little scorpion won't be alone.

Sounds perfect.

Are you sure you can trust that normie?

I've alerted all family members

and I shouldn't take it to heart.

It's my truth. It's what my followers love.

[gate hinges creak]

This is gonna be trickier than I thought.

Everything said in these sessions is strictly confidential.

You see that sad, lonely woman over there?

Any luck getting your work published?

But drip is for people who hate themselves

You're an Addams?

So, what happened to not wanting to be a slave to technology?

And we both know how vain you are.

Look, I know these murders are connected to Nevermore.

[eerie whooshing]

Oh look, there's my mother smirking at me.

[Wednesday] Refresh my memory.

I have no idea, but a word of advice.

We'll see if she survives the first session.

Ah, Nevermore, I love you so!

[ominous music playing]

Don't approve any more campfire permits for the foreseeable future.

There's a monster out there, but everyone believes I made it all up.

[chuckles wryly] Thanks.

I just can't prove it yet. So until I can…

-We're pilgrims. -Potato, po-tah-to.

I don't want you talking to her. I want you home by 12:00.

It looks like a rainbow vomited on your side.

-Stay out of this, Galpin. -Yes, stay out of this.

How would you like your single room back?

Mm-hmm. Most people just say thank you.

I need a quad over ice.

Of course. It's named after my favorite unsolved murder.

Where you going anyway?

who want to pull my strings even from afar.

What I do best.