Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You look a little pale.

Incredible luck.

but I admire the sadism.

and feel like electroshock therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn.

I'd become a lone wolf.

You just need to show me how to use your computer.

[mysterious notes play]

[bullies laughing]

But someone who crochets for a hobby isn't a worthy adversary.

Perfect. Put that quad in a to-go cup.

Yeah, she says there's a chance I may never…

Seriously, Coach, when am I gonna get real competition?

after being driven mad by her family, correct?

Just take it easy.

Because I was sent the manuscripts as part of your psych evaluation.

I'm gonna miss you, too, sis.

to educate people like us.

That bunch of knuckleheads are Furs, AKA werewolves.

It can also help you build a life that you want.

[siren wailing]

That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges.

because she will destroy the school and everyone in it.

your response is to dump piranha in the pool.

[mysterious music playing]

On Saturday, I can do in the afternoon, sometime around four o'clock?

Come onnnnnnn Wednesday Wednesday

That's easy. I think that this is a waste of time.

[enchanting whooshing]

[plucking out pizzicato rhythm]

swindling the rich and notorious.

What are you gonna do?

[Wednesday] You insisted I go to this school.

Ajax, this is my new roommate, Wednesday.

[dramatic music playing]

I prefer spooky.

Look, I know Nevermore is ground zero for all things weird,

so all we have is drip.

look at you, my little storm cloud

-Winner draws first blood. -[dramatic musical flourish]

So tell me, freak…

Ah. Is this a bad time?

You can't hide for the rest of the session.

The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.

[jauntily macabre outro music playing]

Don't worry, my love.

Lights off at 10:00, no loud music,

Welcome to the quad.

and find it as life-changing as I did.

Just one more bite.

is that she greatly appreciates the opportunity.

Maybe if you whined less and practiced more, you wouldn't suck.

[ominous music builds]

[man] Just over here is fine.

There's the Harvest Festival this weekend. Attendance is mandatory.

I hope to return the favor.

Leave this to me.