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[Gloria] It's not a problem, really. We can afford it.
-[man 1 laughing] -[man 2 shouts]
You know we don't got that kind of cash just lying around.
If you keep sleeping on the couch,
[David] C'mon, seriously. You know we can't afford those repairs.
[David] You said you didn't have the eddies when I asked, so…
Nah, fuck that noise. No way it's that cheap.
Oh. Right.
-was ambushed by 6th Street… -[sighs] God, Mom.
-wants insurance. -[sighs]
-[straining] -Hmm? Hmm. Aww!
-to our system infrastructure. -Don't walk.
Another account. Christ.
♪ I think I need a hero ♪
-[indistinct chattering] -[man] Not again!
[man sobbing]
[mocking] Huh? Oh? What?
♪ We're not planning to return ♪
♪ And now I'm getting older My heart is growing colder ♪
So, what!
in addition to any past due amounts and late fees.
gonna get early onset arthritis.
[automated voice] Please note. To maintain your utilities contract,
[panicked moaning]
To ease things at this difficult time,
♪ I was a teenage outlaw With no worries on my mind ♪
-Uh… -Yeah.
-[laid-back music] -[groaning, gasps]
-Huh? -She was stable this morning,
[David] Uh, I'm sorry.
[grunts]
-[machine buzzes] -[melancholic music]
Mom, seriously! Just feed the washer, alright?
Looking to get shot?
And we both know that it's worth way more!
I'm calling in regards to Gloria Martinez's condition.
Her methods couldn't have been noble