Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Unfortunately, our smugness was a little premature.
What the hell are you doing?
-You're probably perfect? -No.
Nothing makes you feel like more of a non-couple...
Ladies, I suggest you join me in the bathroom.
Maybe.
There is no world outside Manhattan.
...than creating another non-couple.
...was a Gold American Express card.
Is there anything weird about you I should know...
I had the fat from my ass injected into my face. Look, Iike a baby's bottom.
And in three days, it will be in my face and I will Iook fabulous.
...for as long as we could remember.
Once you're in the door, you might as well shop.
Maybe.
Maybe a non-kiss.
Step right up, folks.
So when did you guys all become freaks?
-You do do that, right? -Of course!
Sorry. It tickles.
Been there.
It helped her to imagine their future monogrammed towels.
Samantha had celebrated her 35th birthday...
-Why not? -Maybe I want more than that.
...an editor at a hip political magazine, who made me laugh.
I got into a fight with a third-grade bully.