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maybe we shouldn't be desecrating his grave.
RUN!
Three Thinkquanauts - Eaten by the Cheesespider
TAKE THIS GODDAMN MAP
I just love the smell of fear.
JACK HORNER: Don't be near where I'm flame-throwing.
Oh, yeah. Uh... [clears throat]
Puss panting... Come on, come on! (Puss peeing on toilet) Ah! (Alarm sound) What's this? No no no no no! Huh?
What? Did I say something salty?
c.../Some Fun Some Food It's All Inside This Happy meal
[gasps]
[chuckling]
[grunts] Who told you that name?
Yeah, it makes us look ridiculous.
-We're coming, Gol... [groans] -I'll get it. I'll get it.
The map. My wish.
♪
My hands!
Uh, where am I?
But I did, Mama.
dentist and witchfinder.
And no one else gets any.
Death say's "¡¿POR QUÉ DEMONIOS ME FUI A JUGAR CON MI COMIDA?!" Which means "WHY THE HELL DID I GO PLAY WITH MY FOOD?!"
[both yelling]
Oh.
Never again.
Puss in Boots!
Not yet, Perrito... [yells]
[chuckling]: Oh, family business.
Welcome! [speaks in Spanish]
but my clothes grew, too. Cooooooooooooooooooooo- piracy is no fairy tale! this dvd of puss in boots: the last wish is a pirated copy. eject this dvd and buy a real copy, or else jack horner will get you! go to uphe.com/antipiracy for more info
I got better?
[gasps]
( thump thump thump )
[continues in Spanish]
and they put me in a sock with a rock in it.
-MAMA: Hold on! -BABY: Something's happening!
[distorted groaning]
What's your story?
[all yell]
[growls viciously]
The one thing that makes you mildly useful is your nose,
[laughs]
If you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do is ask.
Welcome! Mi casa es su casa!
♪ Puss in Boots
Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhh
Me thinking what I remembered: Nobody:
I'm sorry you didn't get your wish, Goldi, love.
♪ And he's very good-looking
You're horrible!
♪ Who is your favorite fearless hero? ♪
[straining]
♪ Who is your favorite fearless hero? ♪
even after the whole team is dead and gone.
MY BALLS!!
This will revolutionize travel.
I'm slipping... [screams]
First one to the dog gets the wish! [yells]
MAMA: Gorgeous.
I'm Big Jack Horner.
Get some For your health
It's so cute...
I need that wish to get my lives back.
We might call him as Pussy in Boots.
Scaredy: ( NYAAO )
Not anymore.
[Puss shouts in Spanish]
-So lame. -[laughter]
[all gasp]
I thought you were just being melodramatic.
[screams]
CUTIE EYES LOVER !!!
Look, Goldi. Porridge. [sniffs]
Avenge me, Jack!
and then I'm gonna wear your clothes.
Give her the piano treatment, Papa.
Uh...
-Do you like gazpacho? -[bull bellows]
but no one's escaped me yet.
[singing in Spanish]
Okay! Okay, here we go.
[grunts]
And what about...
[both scream, grunt]
Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!
what the barnacles are you talking about?
Go on, get your lives back.
Kitty! Death is after me!
You got to go with the grain.
♪
[cats mewing]
That's how you get a winning hand.
Hang on julia
Is it Lucas lanham himself
How about this one? He's a ginger.
[yelps]
cowry is a vampire Mia hahaha, aaah! brains!
Strong, like a bull! You know?
Wait, what? [screams]
No, I don't think he would mind, because he...
It was a church, with a priest and guests.
That's not a sword. That's a stick.
Bruh :/
-[growls] -♪ Fearless hero?
It's finally happening.
Ready to get our wish back?
What about you, Kitty? What are you gonna wish for?
For a Dark Forest, this place is pretty colorful.
-Leave off, Baby. -So, what is it, eh?
when you see your friend after a long time
"Our wish"?
i hate nsfw!!!!!!! i'm gonna tell your mom about what you did! for your punishment you will watch handy manny and bob the builder
To say goodbye to Pasan in boots
I'm gonna find those stupid offbeat tweens...
IM GONNA SCREECH UR HEART
-I don't speak Spanish, either. -[chuckles]
I suspect that they might be experiencing
I mean, meow. Whatever.
♪ Roll out the barrel...
I'm not a bear.
♪ Who is your favorite
No, not for Puss in Boots.
That doctor is a quack and a crazy man.
[singing in Spanish]
POV: you dont wanna die or pass away
Try to suit yourself. More for me. Try to suit yourself. More for me.
Is that a stick? What are you gonna do with that...
I really did overpack.
It all started...
Perito knew this was going to happen with these two love brids Puss is confused
Not me. Uh-uh.
RUN
[yelps, grunts]
No, no, no. I couldn't.
I regret that day.
[laughs, whoops]
And then the pirates killed the kraken.
Hey! You created these a lot when you started to create it?
You've become a scaredy-cat.
[grunts]
(Yelling)
-[Puss yowls] -Catlike.
but it does deprive the world a good look at, uh, the face.
Treat?
[bell clangs]
until the porridge is gone, eh, Goldi?
-[grunting fiercely] -♪ Puss in Boots
No.
The map is missing.
pov you are realizing about saying goodbye and sacrificing your own life forever
you won the orphan lottery.
We've got some cats to catch.
Big Rat, Small Pig, Rat Face,
So, I got a great story and a free sweater out of it.
[whistling continues]
yeah! Yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah! birds on the run! your ungrounded.
[grunts]
Puss, watch out!
[groans]
magical icons, bobbles and geegaws
You don't tell me what to do. You don't understand to tell me what to do. You mayn't tell me what to do if you don't stop it. But I don't care to get told by you. You don't tell me what to do. You don't understand to tell me what to do. You mayn't tell me what to do if you don't stop it. But I don't care to get told by you.
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Always a pleasure to see me. [yowls]