Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tiffany, bring me scissors and depilatory strips.

Those were lovely words.

You've had it quiet up there tonight. Are you OK?

I'd tell you that... you make me a better person.

And you're friends with me. Case closed.

- Isn't it exciting, Ted? - It's very excititing, Katherine.

You've been acting kind of weird lately.

- Well, give my best to your wife. - I will do.

Let's not read too much into it, OK. This thing finds anything attractive.

Bachman Turner Overdrive: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet (Background Music)

Scissor Sisters: Filthy / Gorgeous

Nonsense, you can't beat the classic look!

By the way, sorry about this morning.

that means this must be a dream.

And that is why after careful consideration my candidate...

and... make the face of heaven so fine that all...

- Works every the time. - Good night.

I don't know, I'm an idiot.

our very own footballing hero, Woody Deanne!

Elton John: Candle in the Wind

Not a real date.

- I'm the Homecoming Queen. - And you're a bitch!

This is impossible. This can not happen!

I can't believe he said that to her!

Fast forward a few years and you're a drunk...

I don't want to be a boy, OK? Especially I don't want to be you!

It will turn you into a big strong girl!

- In front of that ugly Mexican dude. - Aztek. Texcatlipoca.

I just remember feeling unusually happy and having a really good time -

Thou art more lovely and more temperate.

So, are you going to tell me what you're doing or is it a secret?

Check the make-up? We won't be a minute.

everyone. And then people started to notice me.

No one will notice.

She said you need these too. Apparently these are heavy.

- Good morning, Daddy! - I have some mail for you, princess.

You do not bestow an honor such as 'Greatest

Deep Purple: Hush

I just found out I lost my virginity in a trailer park.

Thank you, Miss Bidermeyer. Principal Johnson.

It's so much fun to hit someone. I'd like to punch him again.

OK. OK! Let's get to our PJ's!

No problem, honey.

She used to have a little, now she's got a lot.

Actually, I'm not sure if this is Snoop -

You know, you make me sick, you think you are so different to everyone else.

Not only because, well, who else would we go with? I don't wanna get

- Yeah, you look nice, Breanna. - It's so tight, it shows everything.

- You mean the old boner. - That's not the word I would have used.

I am going to die!

The bard was a bender. Who would've though?

Golly, you must have been hungry.

with Stan the Man at Spatula World.

So you're not going to the dance?

- You're going to college. No spatulas. - I saw.

I get that clearly this is not a head cold

You're such a moron. You really think...

Give me my Romeo, and when he shall die,

He'll be the first member of your family to go to freaking school!

Tomorrow I'm supposed to be playing the most important game of my life.