Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

There you go again,

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

No, sir, I'm fine.

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

Come On Ovah Here

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

(BARKS QUIETLY)

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

(SWITCHES LEVER)

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

Thanks, man. Too much!

So I can kick yo ass!

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

I'm a grad student.

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

(CREW LAUGHING)

Those National Rifle people are right.

(CANS CRUNCHING)

They can't see me with your head there.

Republicans losing Election results

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

Kalvin & Roscoe a

Oh... Buddy came here?

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

Look at your little purple dress.

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

You got more crack than Harlem!

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

We're all different.

(CREW LAUGHING)

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

You mess around

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

'Cause if you're not perfect,

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

Yeah, bounce 2 this

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

Yeah! That's a big ass.

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

(CREW LAUGHING)

Your problem is, you don't work out.

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

Why didn't you say anything?

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

Number six! Yeah!

(SINGING) We're in the money

One hand on you

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

And I feel nice

(CROWD SCREAMING)

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

there's a scratch in your ass.

I don't know that fool.

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

me and Reggie want to send one out

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

No Titties No Titties

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

For years you've single-handedly alienated

You are special.

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

Now Dean Richmond...

Got you! You gonna eat that?

No, no, no, no, no

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

But make sure you read chapter 4

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

No, you don't look excited at all.

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

New York, bounce 2 this

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

Purple hair, don’t care

Here's an idea.

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.