Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

They can't see me with your head there.

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

Purple hair, don’t care

(SWITCHES LEVER)

You got more crack than Harlem!

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

So I can kick yo ass!

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

(CREW LAUGHING)

And I feel nice

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

Look at your little purple dress.

'Cause if you're not perfect,

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

(CANS CRUNCHING)

But make sure you read chapter 4

(CREW LAUGHING)

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

Your problem is, you don't work out.

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

Republicans losing Election results

(SINGING) We're in the money

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

(CROWD SCREAMING)

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

Here's an idea.

Now Dean Richmond...

there's a scratch in your ass.

For years you've single-handedly alienated

Kalvin & Roscoe a

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

Why didn't you say anything?

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

Thanks, man. Too much!

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

Oh... Buddy came here?

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

Yeah! That's a big ass.

(BARKS QUIETLY)

There you go again,

(CREW LAUGHING)

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

I'm a grad student.

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

Those National Rifle people are right.

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

Come On Ovah Here

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

No, you don't look excited at all.

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

No, sir, I'm fine.

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

No Titties No Titties

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

Yeah, bounce 2 this

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

No, no, no, no, no

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

You mess around

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

One hand on you

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

We're all different.

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

Number six! Yeah!

I don't know that fool.

Got you! You gonna eat that?

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

me and Reggie want to send one out

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

You are special.

New York, bounce 2 this

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

My dick! My dick my dick my dick