Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

One hand on you

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

Republicans losing Election results

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

(CREW LAUGHING)

Oh... Buddy came here?

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

There you go again,

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

But make sure you read chapter 4

Why didn't you say anything?

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

Yeah! That's a big ass.

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

(CREW LAUGHING)

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

You got more crack than Harlem!

For years you've single-handedly alienated

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

No, sir, I'm fine.

You mess around

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

No, you don't look excited at all.

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

'Cause if you're not perfect,

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

They can't see me with your head there.

Got you! You gonna eat that?

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

Come On Ovah Here

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

Thanks, man. Too much!

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

Number six! Yeah!

We're all different.

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

Purple hair, don’t care

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

So I can kick yo ass!

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

Look at your little purple dress.

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

New York, bounce 2 this

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

Here's an idea.

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

No Titties No Titties

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

I'm a grad student.

Your problem is, you don't work out.

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

I don't know that fool.

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

(SINGING) We're in the money

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

Yeah, bounce 2 this

(BARKS QUIETLY)

there's a scratch in your ass.

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

me and Reggie want to send one out

No, no, no, no, no

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

(SWITCHES LEVER)

Now Dean Richmond...

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

(CROWD SCREAMING)

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

(CANS CRUNCHING)

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

And I feel nice

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

(CREW LAUGHING)

Kalvin & Roscoe a

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

Those National Rifle people are right.

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

You are special.

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.