Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

'Cause if you're not perfect,

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

Look at your little purple dress.

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

I don't know that fool.

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

(CREW LAUGHING)

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

New York, bounce 2 this

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

You mess around

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

Why didn't you say anything?

So I can kick yo ass!

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

Yeah, bounce 2 this

One hand on you

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

We're all different.

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

Your problem is, you don't work out.

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

Those National Rifle people are right.

You got more crack than Harlem!

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

I'm a grad student.

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

(CREW LAUGHING)

And I feel nice

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

Thanks, man. Too much!

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

You are special.

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

Here's an idea.

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

No, no, no, no, no

They can't see me with your head there.

Yeah! That's a big ass.

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

But make sure you read chapter 4

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

No, you don't look excited at all.

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

No, sir, I'm fine.

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

(BARKS QUIETLY)

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

Republicans losing Election results

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

Oh... Buddy came here?

there's a scratch in your ass.

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

Come On Ovah Here

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

(SWITCHES LEVER)

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

(CANS CRUNCHING)

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

me and Reggie want to send one out

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

(CROWD SCREAMING)

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

There you go again,

Kalvin & Roscoe a

Purple hair, don’t care

(SINGING) We're in the money

Got you! You gonna eat that?

(CREW LAUGHING)

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

Now Dean Richmond...

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

Number six! Yeah!

For years you've single-handedly alienated

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

No Titties No Titties

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.