Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sweet memories will last a long, long time
(SWITCHES LEVER)
You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.
Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that
SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!
(CANS CRUNCHING)
lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!
ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!
Number six! Yeah!
We're all different.
Where's your Professor Buddy Love?
So am l!
Wow, these are great seats, Professor.
For years you've single-handedly alienated
Republicans losing Election results
The professor must have got a little carried away last night.
Daaaaam
Your problem is, you don't work out.
So I can kick yo ass!
Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!
One hand on you
Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.
I assure you it is not what it appears to be!
(BARKS QUIETLY)
Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,
No, you don't look excited at all.
me and Reggie want to send one out
Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....
I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.
And I feel nice
I don’t mean that as a euphemism
Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states
Now Dean Richmond...
Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?
Car
You are special.
Earl Scheib!
I'm a grad student.
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.
Here's an idea.
Buddy Love.
(CROWD SCREAMING)
No Titties No Titties
My dick! My dick my dick my dick
Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.
IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!
lt's a date.
(CREW LAUGHING)
'Cause if you're not perfect,
All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?
Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!
the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!
You mess around
l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.
His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.
Thanks, man. Too much!
but this greasy, nasty pork chop,
I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.
Yeah!
(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful
(GRUNTING)
there's a scratch in your ass.
When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"
New York, bounce 2 this
Got you! You gonna eat that?
Come On Ovah Here
(SINGING) We're in the money
lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
I don't know that fool.
(GASPING) I can't breathe!
No, no, no, no, no
BUDDY: Yeah!
I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply
(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)
Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)
CARLA: So you altered her genes?
A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor
There you go again,
I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???
(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)
WATER
. .
Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits
Good. I'll tend to Shelley.
FARTING
Kalvin & Roscoe a
Oh... Buddy came here?
tHAT FRIDAY FEELING
Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!
This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!
My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!
SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls
Watch my feet. Come on with it!
All righty!
(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.
They can't see me with your head there.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey
(DOOR CLOSES)
Hold On
(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!
Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.
Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.
Look at your little purple dress.
Yeah, bounce 2 this
lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!
(WHOOPS)
lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!
and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.
My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim
You'll walk over but ya limpin' back
I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.
When you tell amber terry cerner sucks
And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.
We've lost so much money, red is our school color.
(BONES CRACK)
Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.
(GROANING)
My goodness, it is time to take my medication.
Morning.
Purple hair, don’t care
I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.
I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)
lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!
(CHATTERING)
Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road
You got more crack than Harlem!
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
No, sir, I'm fine.
Let's do this!
Why didn't you say anything?
BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.
Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.
Those National Rifle people are right.
You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.
Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?
_
Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.
When a fat bitch try to talk to you
BF6 MFKR'S ?
Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.
Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.
(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)
You did? Why?
Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.
There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!
(BOTH MOANING)
No.
When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass
Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass
lt's your teeth, Reggie.
But make sure you read chapter 4
Wait! Wait!
(CREW LAUGHING)
You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!
(CREW LAUGHING)
(SOFT CHUCKLE)
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)
Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah! That's a big ass.
Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.