Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

(SWITCHES LEVER)

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

No, no, no, no, no

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

They can't see me with your head there.

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

Yeah! That's a big ass.

'Cause if you're not perfect,

New York, bounce 2 this

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

No, sir, I'm fine.

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

And I feel nice

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

You got more crack than Harlem!

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

There you go again,

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

Kalvin & Roscoe a

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

(CROWD SCREAMING)

One hand on you

We're all different.

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

(CREW LAUGHING)

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

So I can kick yo ass!

there's a scratch in your ass.

Come On Ovah Here

(BARKS QUIETLY)

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

(SINGING) We're in the money

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

I don't know that fool.

Thanks, man. Too much!

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

Why didn't you say anything?

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

Your problem is, you don't work out.

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

Those National Rifle people are right.

I'm a grad student.

Number six! Yeah!

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

Look at your little purple dress.

But make sure you read chapter 4

Republicans losing Election results

Oh... Buddy came here?

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

me and Reggie want to send one out

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

(CREW LAUGHING)

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

Purple hair, don’t care

You are special.

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

No, you don't look excited at all.

Yeah, bounce 2 this

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

For years you've single-handedly alienated

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

Now Dean Richmond...

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

Here's an idea.

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

No Titties No Titties

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

(CANS CRUNCHING)

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

Got you! You gonna eat that?

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

You mess around

(CREW LAUGHING)