Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(CROWD SCREAMING)
You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.
Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.
No, no, no, no, no
They can't see me with your head there.
(CANS CRUNCHING)
Yeah, bounce 2 this
We've lost so much money, red is our school color.
I don't know that fool.
Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.
Hold On
me and Reggie want to send one out
(CREW LAUGHING)
. .
lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!
Yeah! That's a big ass.
Republicans losing Election results
Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.
Wait! Wait!
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)
lt's a date.
Let's do this!
Yeah!
Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.
(GROANING)
You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.
(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.
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(GASPING) I can't breathe!
(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)
But make sure you read chapter 4
BUDDY: Yeah!
Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that
No Titties No Titties
and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.
(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)
Those National Rifle people are right.
Kalvin & Roscoe a
Morning.
No, sir, I'm fine.
Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road
(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!
Wow, these are great seats, Professor.
Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?
(CREW LAUGHING)
Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits
Come On Ovah Here
(SWITCHES LEVER)
Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.
All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?
Car
lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!
Watch my feet. Come on with it!
No, you don't look excited at all.
tHAT FRIDAY FEELING
(BARKS QUIETLY)
Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.
This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!
Earl Scheib!
When you tell amber terry cerner sucks
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
One hand on you
You mess around
Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!
I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.
I don’t mean that as a euphemism
Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!
IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!
Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)
There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!
the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!
I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.
Here's an idea.
I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,
And I feel nice
Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....
You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!
I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.
l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.
BF6 MFKR'S ?
Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,
When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass
Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator
Purple hair, don’t care
Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.
Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?
You did? Why?
Your problem is, you don't work out.
SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!
FARTING
Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!
(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)
When a fat bitch try to talk to you
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful
Look at your little purple dress.
ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!
WATER
I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply
lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
Oh... Buddy came here?
(BOTH MOANING)
(CREW LAUGHING)
(CHUCKLES)
Now Dean Richmond...
There you go again,
Good. I'll tend to Shelley.
We're all different.
My goodness, it is time to take my medication.
BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.
lt's your teeth, Reggie.
My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim
You'll walk over but ya limpin' back
SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls
You are special.
Where's your Professor Buddy Love?
Sweet memories will last a long, long time
(SOFT CHUCKLE)
I assure you it is not what it appears to be!
So am l!
The professor must have got a little carried away last night.
My dick! My dick my dick my dick
All righty!
Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.
New York, bounce 2 this
Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass
I'm a grad student.
Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.
A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor
lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!
No.
Why didn't you say anything?
(CHATTERING)
I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.
Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!
So I can kick yo ass!
'Cause if you're not perfect,
You got more crack than Harlem!
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey
My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!
Got you! You gonna eat that?
I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???
Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states
(BONES CRACK)
Buddy Love.
(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)
there's a scratch in your ass.
(WHOOPS)
His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.
Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.
Daaaaam
Number six! Yeah!
And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.
Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.
When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"
(DOOR CLOSES)
CARLA: So you altered her genes?
but this greasy, nasty pork chop,
For years you've single-handedly alienated
(GRUNTING)
(SINGING) We're in the money
Thanks, man. Too much!