Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

(SWITCHES LEVER)

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

there's a scratch in your ass.

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

You are special.

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

Thanks, man. Too much!

'Cause if you're not perfect,

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

Purple hair, don’t care

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

And I feel nice

(SINGING) We're in the money

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

We're all different.

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

There you go again,

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

No Titties No Titties

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

Come On Ovah Here

(CREW LAUGHING)

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

Kalvin & Roscoe a

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

Your problem is, you don't work out.

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

(BARKS QUIETLY)

Now Dean Richmond...

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

No, no, no, no, no

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

No, sir, I'm fine.

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

(CANS CRUNCHING)

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

So I can kick yo ass!

For years you've single-handedly alienated

I'm a grad student.

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

They can't see me with your head there.

No, you don't look excited at all.

Oh... Buddy came here?

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

Here's an idea.

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

(CREW LAUGHING)

Those National Rifle people are right.

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

New York, bounce 2 this

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

Number six! Yeah!

me and Reggie want to send one out

Got you! You gonna eat that?

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

Look at your little purple dress.

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

Why didn't you say anything?

Yeah, bounce 2 this

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

(CROWD SCREAMING)

Republicans losing Election results

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

You mess around

But make sure you read chapter 4

(CREW LAUGHING)

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

You got more crack than Harlem!

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

Yeah! That's a big ass.

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

I don't know that fool.

One hand on you

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!