Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

So I can kick yo ass!

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

For years you've single-handedly alienated

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

Yeah! That's a big ass.

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

No Titties No Titties

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

(BARKS QUIETLY)

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

(SINGING) We're in the money

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

Kalvin & Roscoe a

Your problem is, you don't work out.

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

(CROWD SCREAMING)

there's a scratch in your ass.

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

(SWITCHES LEVER)

You mess around

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

Now Dean Richmond...

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

And I feel nice

No, sir, I'm fine.

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

Yeah, bounce 2 this

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

me and Reggie want to send one out

(CREW LAUGHING)

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

You got more crack than Harlem!

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

No, no, no, no, no

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

I don't know that fool.

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

(CANS CRUNCHING)

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

Why didn't you say anything?

They can't see me with your head there.

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

I'm a grad student.

Republicans losing Election results

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

Come On Ovah Here

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

Look at your little purple dress.

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

(CREW LAUGHING)

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

No, you don't look excited at all.

Thanks, man. Too much!

Here's an idea.

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

New York, bounce 2 this

'Cause if you're not perfect,

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

One hand on you

Those National Rifle people are right.

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

We're all different.

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

Number six! Yeah!

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

There you go again,

You are special.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

(CREW LAUGHING)

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

But make sure you read chapter 4

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

Oh... Buddy came here?

Purple hair, don’t care

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

Got you! You gonna eat that?

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.