Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???
Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.
New York, bounce 2 this
You got more crack than Harlem!
I assure you it is not what it appears to be!
Now Dean Richmond...
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lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!
Come On Ovah Here
The professor must have got a little carried away last night.
BF6 MFKR'S ?
When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"
Yeah, bounce 2 this
Hold On
My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!
This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!
Look at your little purple dress.
You are special.
There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!
WATER
Why didn't you say anything?
My dick! My dick my dick my dick
No, you don't look excited at all.
(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.
And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.
I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.
All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?
Wow, these are great seats, Professor.
Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.
Buddy Love.
Those National Rifle people are right.
Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.
BUDDY: Yeah!
tHAT FRIDAY FEELING
Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,
Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road
Kalvin & Roscoe a
Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?
IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!
Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits
FARTING
Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.
Watch my feet. Come on with it!
(GASPING) I can't breathe!
Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass
(SINGING) We're in the money
Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.
Here's an idea.
(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful
(CANS CRUNCHING)
So I can kick yo ass!
Daaaaam
(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)
me and Reggie want to send one out
Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.
Good. I'll tend to Shelley.
the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!
Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator
(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)
Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.
There you go again,
Yeah!
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.
You did? Why?
A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor
You mess around
But make sure you read chapter 4
Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.
And I feel nice
I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.
For years you've single-handedly alienated
His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.
Purple hair, don’t care
Republicans losing Election results
CARLA: So you altered her genes?
Earl Scheib!
SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!
(CHATTERING)
(BARKS QUIETLY)
lt's a date.
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)
You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!
Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.
I don't know that fool.
(BOTH MOANING)
No Titties No Titties
Morning.
Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states
Thanks, man. Too much!
(CREW LAUGHING)
lt's your teeth, Reggie.
Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)
(SWITCHES LEVER)
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey
Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?
(SOFT CHUCKLE)
No, no, no, no, no
(DOOR CLOSES)
(CROWD SCREAMING)
When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass
(CREW LAUGHING)
Your problem is, you don't work out.
One hand on you
Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.
Where's your Professor Buddy Love?
lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!
SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls
We're all different.
. .
Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!
We've lost so much money, red is our school color.
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
but this greasy, nasty pork chop,
They can't see me with your head there.
Car
and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.
(CHUCKLES)
I'm a grad student.
Number six! Yeah!
I don’t mean that as a euphemism
When you tell amber terry cerner sucks
ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!
I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.
Yeah! That's a big ass.
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
All righty!
(GROANING)
(BONES CRACK)
Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!
No.
Sweet memories will last a long, long time
I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.
I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply
My goodness, it is time to take my medication.
lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!
(CREW LAUGHING)
You'll walk over but ya limpin' back
When a fat bitch try to talk to you
Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....
lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!
My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim
Oh... Buddy came here?
(GRUNTING)
No, sir, I'm fine.
Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that
Got you! You gonna eat that?
lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!
(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)
(WHOOPS)
Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!
I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,
'Cause if you're not perfect,
(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)
Wait! Wait!
l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.
Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.
You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.
So am l!
Let's do this!
there's a scratch in your ass.
Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.
BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.