Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You mess around

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

No, sir, I'm fine.

me and Reggie want to send one out

Number six! Yeah!

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

There you go again,

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

We're all different.

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

I don't know that fool.

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

Come On Ovah Here

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

Oh... Buddy came here?

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

Got you! You gonna eat that?

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

No, you don't look excited at all.

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

Yeah, bounce 2 this

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

Kalvin & Roscoe a

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

Those National Rifle people are right.

(SINGING) We're in the money

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

Your problem is, you don't work out.

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

Look at your little purple dress.

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

Now Dean Richmond...

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

So I can kick yo ass!

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

Thanks, man. Too much!

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

(CANS CRUNCHING)

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

(CREW LAUGHING)

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

(CREW LAUGHING)

Purple hair, don’t care

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

No, no, no, no, no

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

No Titties No Titties

(CREW LAUGHING)

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

And I feel nice

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

You are special.

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

Here's an idea.

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

I'm a grad student.

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

there's a scratch in your ass.

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

You got more crack than Harlem!

(BARKS QUIETLY)

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

Republicans losing Election results

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

Yeah! That's a big ass.

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

'Cause if you're not perfect,

(CROWD SCREAMING)

For years you've single-handedly alienated

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

New York, bounce 2 this

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

One hand on you

They can't see me with your head there.

But make sure you read chapter 4

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

(SWITCHES LEVER)

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

Why didn't you say anything?