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Was that wrong?
Cashmere, Georgie!! Cashmere
- Did I what? - You did, didn't you?
Do I really have to buy her something?
What are you doing here?
I'm shocked. I'm shocked.
Should I not have done that?
Good thing the cleaning lady was there.
Do you see it, or don't you?
Well...
Thank you for shopping at Stew Leonard’s…
I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia...
My guess is you're gonna like this very much.
- Yeah? - It's George.
What about the whole Christmas-spirit thing? Any flexibility there?
He's a recovering alcoholic.
...and he said:
What's that red dot on your sweater?
That's Hennigan's, the no-smell, no-tell Scotch.
Oh my god that's dick! Dick? DICK?
- Can you see it? - It's hard to pretend...
A little red dot.
And vodka. Come on.
...but the next thing I knew, she was mopping the floor with me.
She wanted me to give you this.
Oh, well, wait a second.
Say that again.
...and he threw some change at me.
Elaine, you don't understand.
I feel like I'm just a little too close to trying on a dress.
You know, because if you don’t shoot, you don’t score.
I thought I'd never find it Today's your lucky day
George, this is one of the nicest things anyone has ever given me.
I can't believe I get paid for this.