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Hey, look. Sergeant Dork!
[ Spiritless ] Oh, no. Woe is me.
[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons "
Don’t thank me Thank the poll!
WHOAH! THAT'S GOOD SQUISHY.
Hey! There's a New Mexico.
I'm glad he's not my father.
- You're right, Marge. Good work, boy. - Hmm.
- [ Ned Grunting ] - Dad! I think he's oka--
[ Gasps ] I guess now we know why...
- [Thinking] A state income tax can fund many services. - Explain how.
[ Groaning ]
They only go out to sea to die.
Uh, uh--
He'll be back.
Explain how.
Go away. Eating.
Did they teach you how to sing to trees...
I am the president Leading people to safety
[ Screams ] Oh, no!
Aww twenty dollars, I wanted a soul Twenty dollars can buy many souls
They could've made this clearer
slot machine gambling
# THE STRAY DOGS GO TO THE ANIMAL POUND #
Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.
That's what you're smelling. If it weren't for this blasted fog, we'd be saved.
- [ Grunts ] - Winners don't use drugs.
- [ All ] Homer! No! - What does it matter?
A real Swiss Army knife. Cool!
Your old man was right, not Flanders.
like sing-alongs and flag ceremonies.
[ Growls ] Stupid poetic justice!
- [ Blows ] - [ Caterwauling ]
Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh!
We're waiting.
I must have joined theJunior Campers.
till you read this booklet on knife safety and pass a test.
[ Exhales ] Oh, hi, Bart.