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Uh, uh--
That's what you're smelling. If it weren't for this blasted fog, we'd be saved.
Hey! There's a New Mexico.
Don’t thank me Thank the poll!
A real Swiss Army knife. Cool!
I must have joined theJunior Campers.
I am the president Leading people to safety
# THE STRAY DOGS GO TO THE ANIMAL POUND #
Hey, look. Sergeant Dork!
They only go out to sea to die.
[ Spiritless ] Oh, no. Woe is me.
Explain how.
Your old man was right, not Flanders.
Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.
- [Thinking] A state income tax can fund many services. - Explain how.
- [ Grunts ] - Winners don't use drugs.
Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh!
like sing-alongs and flag ceremonies.
[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons "
[ Growls ] Stupid poetic justice!
He'll be back.
[ Screams ] Oh, no!
[ Exhales ] Oh, hi, Bart.
slot machine gambling
- [ All ] Homer! No! - What does it matter?
I'm glad he's not my father.
Aww twenty dollars, I wanted a soul Twenty dollars can buy many souls
Did they teach you how to sing to trees...
[ Groaning ]
They could've made this clearer
- [ Blows ] - [ Caterwauling ]
- [ Ned Grunting ] - Dad! I think he's oka--
[ Gasps ] I guess now we know why...
We're waiting.
till you read this booklet on knife safety and pass a test.
WHOAH! THAT'S GOOD SQUISHY.
Go away. Eating.
- You're right, Marge. Good work, boy. - Hmm.