Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Once when she was 3, I was quietly sobbing in the closet...

Why in the world did you do that?

All right, Simpsons, the jig is up. We know you're in there.

Damn it. These windows are so hard to squeeze through.

My uncle died of crotch dot.

If the election were held today...

- Let's get her that diary. - I agree.

Pfft. I could easily put them back in their original order.

Dad, you can't eat all those free samples.

Go super dad on all their asses.

You read the "loves his daughter" by yourself?

Would an innocent person flee?

Chief, do you have any suspects at this time?

Let's just get some sleep.

- Chief, no. - Even I knew that.

The dot also appears to be on my underpants.

...about my favorite little star, Lisa Simpson.

Oh, Dad, you do remember something about me.

A girl should have her own private diary.

We'll find breakfast in here.

And that Lisa Simpson is guilty.

Number one, the Kingston Trio. Ugh. Number two...

- What report? - The... Uh...

I was working under the theory that your daughter was a werewolf.

Okay. I'm coming right out the door.

It's not for me. I'm not a girl like you.

But I'm glad you love me again.

Now, he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see.