Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Number one, the Kingston Trio. Ugh. Number two...

If the election were held today...

We'll find breakfast in here.

Now, he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see.

My uncle died of crotch dot.

It's not for me. I'm not a girl like you.

Would an innocent person flee?

You read the "loves his daughter" by yourself?

Why in the world did you do that?

- Let's get her that diary. - I agree.

- Chief, no. - Even I knew that.

...about my favorite little star, Lisa Simpson.

Damn it. These windows are so hard to squeeze through.

Oh, Dad, you do remember something about me.

I was working under the theory that your daughter was a werewolf.

Let's just get some sleep.

But I'm glad you love me again.

Once when she was 3, I was quietly sobbing in the closet...

Okay. I'm coming right out the door.

Go super dad on all their asses.

All right, Simpsons, the jig is up. We know you're in there.

The dot also appears to be on my underpants.

Dad, you can't eat all those free samples.

Chief, do you have any suspects at this time?

Pfft. I could easily put them back in their original order.

A girl should have her own private diary.

- What report? - The... Uh...

And that Lisa Simpson is guilty.