Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't have it. What are you gonna do to me?
- It's a come-on to a party. - It's a couple of wackos advertising.
♪ Orange juice on the ice
Come on, now, don't hit me. Come on, I'm a cripple.
- Begging for it. Paying for it too. - Yeah?
You're better, Joe. You're better than the rest.
Just come to look around a little bit, you know.
On the big board,
Women go crazy for me. That's a really true fact.
You know, in my own place, my name ain't Ratso.
Well, why aren't you wearing it?
which you owe me.
Hey.
You ever been here before?
Baby? Who's Baby?
Welcome to Dateline,
A man who takes pride in his appearance.
- Need any help? - No, I don't need no help from you.
No, don't take my watch. Please.
Ma'am, Shirley, I sure hate to trouble you, but...
You stop it. Stop it. Stop it! Stop it!
♪ It's your misfortune and none of my own
- Look at there. There's soup. - Thanks.
Expect me when you see me. I'll leave you movie money.
Only why did you buy them?
at the Barclay Hotel.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure is a powerful mother.
- Provolone. - Faggot.
Just reach over and close his eyes.
- How was she? - Well...
It's like heroin. Death is like heroin.
Listen, I think we struck gold. This is one high-class chick.
No. No, I don't think you're lying.
Cass. Hey, Cass, you think I meant that?
- She's hooked. - Like, why a cowboy?
- Me too, lover. - Oh, that's good. It is.
Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself.
If you need anything, there's beer and stuff behind me. Anything you want.
Goodbye.
Hey.
with nothing but lonely ladies?
- I got family, goddamn it. - You're wasting your time.
- Number, please. - Hello.
♪ I got him on the line ♪
Seventy-seven radio in New York.
Oh...
I'll tell you what, you can keep all the rest of the junk
We're gonna tell all these new people my name's Rico.
Hell, he knows what the hell he can do with that crap.
Hey.
And the next one is O-62, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, I guess I can be available.
Let me put you up here.
with a color TV and more goddamn diamonds than the archbishop,
You were gonna ask me for money.
- It's all right. - What you want, 5, 10?
I mean, I goddamn invited you, didn't I?
That's where you been.
I mean, there must be an easier way of making a living than that.
Is that it right there?
Right. Well, she changed her mind. She won't need nobody tonight.
Well, let me think now. Thursday at 8:30.
Hey, listen, don't get sore or anything, OK?
is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.
- Rico. Rico Rizzo. - Hello.
♪ Serve real Florida orange juice
Barclay Hotel for women.
Well, I can't say all that.