Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I sure have enjoyed being here.

I mean, you see what I'm getting at here?

and he's going and swimming, like...

- Why are you here? - I don't know.

- Thanks for the stuff. - Don't mention it.

Sure is a powerful mother, ain't it?

It says, Broadway and Harmony Lane,

Why don't you take that and buy a carton and do the job right.

If I can find the hole that's...

What's the matter?

and the weatherman says it's going down tonight.

"It's like nothing. It's like death. It's just nothing."

- Outdoor type. - A rebel.

Are you sure you're all right?

but I was laid up with this cold.

Please, you're annoying me. Don't start up again.

If I'd of caught up with you, there would be one dead Ratso

I believe it's as fine a time as I've ever had in my damn life.

Some sort of outdoors work.

Oh, God, I loathe life. I loathe it.

There's always a rodeo in town, damn it.

You can bet your bottom dollar on that.

Why a cowboy whore?

That's why you're gonna stop crapping around about Florida

No doctors, no cops. Don't be so stupid.

What's that sound like to you?

That's the first goddamn time the thing ever quit on me.

Rico, Rico, Rico, Rico.

Did you know we were gonna make it?

John Wayne. Are you gonna tell me he's a fag?

- How did they get off me? - I took them off.

Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is loving.

Gotta take your time here.

Where did you steal this?

Hell, damn, you're sweating all over the damn place.

- Wanna close his eyes? - What?

- My name's Joe. - Joe, oh, fabulous!

There's a TV dinner in the fridge, loverboy.

I swear to God. I swear on my mother's eyes. Here, nothing.

- Is that enough for you? - That's fine.

Well, I think you take the 7th Avenue subway.

In New York, no rich lady with any class at all

That's terrible.

It's free, then I ain't stealing.

It was beautiful, Mor, though. God, stop.

That's $9 right there, plus assorted change.

- That's terrible. - No, see, she likes it.

I said, a person's gotta make a living.

and I'm looking for the Statue of Liberty.

Pardon me, ma'am. I'm brand-spanking-new in town,

I gotta get a doctor.

Oh, the electric's off. I don't mess with Con Edison.

Here I am going to Florida, my leg hurts,

Would you like a cup of coffee?

- You're sick. You're sick. - No.

- I was talking to the dog, Morey. - That goddamn dog.

It all depends on what you believe in, you know?

containing prayer shawl...

Don't touch. For God sakes, I'm late already. What time is it?

I can't go home or she'd die.

All right, all right.

Get myself primed up,

drinks all around and one for my friend here too.

Aspirin, Mentholatum, all that crap.

I ain't that dumb.