Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You could come back as a dog or a president.

I stole it for you. The goddamn thing's 10 sizes too big for me.

It's 28 degrees,

I mean, it just so happens that in my own place, my name

These guys are good drivers, boy.

Well, sir, I ain't a for real cowboy.

- You put it right there, boy. - All right. All right, here.

♪ Grandma's gonna buy you a looking glass

It's like what?

My mother would die. Don't take that.

Score once in a setup like that, and, Christ, the way they talk,

I'm sorry, I...

X, that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone.

I was just noticing that you're out of salami.

Jeffrey to Tim...

Long hours of precision choreography that would put the Rockettes to shame.

Starting tomorrow, you'll cook your own goddamn dinner.

You keep your hands off me, sir.

I don't need a comb.

You're the best, Joe. The best.

I sure will. It's pretty unusual, but anyway.

Would you like a cup of coffee?

Keep your meat hooks off my radio.

But when I take you over to see Mr. O'Daniel,

Here, why don't you take an upper.

This is a shooting season.

Just another convenience, eh?

Why worry about your future?

Hey, you little old dog. How you doing there, scutter?

Baby wants to say hello to you, Daddy.

Hey, hey, Brucey. Hang in there, baby.

Where did you get it?

- What the hell you want me to do? - Florida. Get me to Florida.

I'm gonna show you my darn problem.

Come on in. Let's take a look at you.

You listening to me?

- Beautiful, baby. - I can stay all night, Cass.

OK, come on. Come on.

I'm lonesome, so I'm a thief. I am, amn't I? I'm lonesome, so I'm a thief. I am, amn't I?

Get along little doggies ♪

Well, when will Mrs. Gardner be home?

Don't look, baby.

- For dogs? - This is Fifi's wig.

- Christ, Cass. - Go ahead.

They can't be trotting to Times Square to pick out the merchandise.

What do you think?

Hey, what's the matter?

- Oh, don't mind if I do. - Bartender,

I'd say you know exactly what you want.

I could open up an office in there. Come on.

You know, I tried to get in touch with you when I heard,

Good night, sweets.

I'm new here in town. Just in from Texas, you know,

- Young. - You.

♪ Whoopie-ki-yi-o

You're gonna be the best-looking cowboy in the whole parade.

- No, wait a minute now. - You sure are a pretty lady.

I'm gonna run you ragged!

I must have got the wrong impression then.

I'll be goddamned if I'll wear it.

Sing along with Sister Rosella.

- Ask for Joe Buck. - I iron my husband's shirts.

You know what I do? I move furniture around.

Some of that stuff's for you too. Look, try that on for size for you.

I'll leave a TV dinner in the fridge.

Boy, you have a lot of laundry here.

- You don't look like no fag. - What's that supposed to mean?

I'm not exaggerating.

Come on, Baby. Mama's tired.

You love me, Joe? You're better than all of them.

Get out of my way!

Would you believe that? I forgot to get to the bank, and now it's too late.

I'll tell you the truth. I ain't a for real cowboy,

♪ Get along little doggies

You'll be the best-looking one there.

- Who's there? Who you talking to? - No one. I was just talking to Baby.

You don't talk to me that way! Get out of here!

All right. Yeah, you're a hustler.

If you want the word on that brother and sister act,

Do you love me?

but he's very promising material, sir, if you know what I mean.

- How you doing, Ralph? - Hey.

Don't! No, no, don't.

Not to my knowledge.