Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want scotch!
Baby, we should put off moving.
I don't know what any of those words mean.
a half-open hide-a-bed sofa, a top-loading VCR!
I hate the suburbs.
hoping I'd see her again.
Yes! I'm coming...
Hey, doofus!
Antoine Dodsons, and that jackass
Why? Why do we let you be a browser?
You had sex with someone you have zero feelings for!
After you sleep with her, yes!
...love...
Oh, no, he thinks I'm actually into this song.
What's causing that pinching feeling?
USA! USA!
- A key? - We're giving you the house.
Oh, I got a girlfriend, right.
to come look at the house tomorrow.
At first there was too much eye contact, then not enough.
Then one day, after ten years of searching...
Marshall!
It's not gonna happen!
There's a song and dance
I'm going to miss that stapler so much.
that we have to take advantage of!
Why won't he stop sniffing my hair?