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Anything I can do to help?
- Hey, Fi. - Hey.
I've eaten nothing but frozen veggie burritos.
Nope. Good luck.
- Yo. - Hey.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Deciding against all odds
- Come on, Cadet. - Hey, Cadet Corporal, brother.
I took care of it.
Oh.
Whoa, what's got you all bowed up?
During my shift,
Mm. Please.
Oh!
I don't know.
after exam tomorrow to celebrate?
Guy from The Fairy Tail.
We all make same amount. It's 50/50.
He is. I think he's hiding.
I set him free. He's returning back the Purple Heart,
Churches are tough. People are afraid they'll be
and I don't pay taxes.
So what'd they say about the church?
I seriously cannot stop.
to eliminate cultural bias in standardized testing.
wants to rent out the church, it turns out.
and I got a perfect score on my written.
when I said he was familiar.
I'll have my wife's assistant wire you the money.
Ah, The Fairy Tail. He's the guy
They're these painters called the Toussaint brothers.
If I want a kid, I'll get one of my gay besties
- Isn't that kidnapping? - Public service.
and it's now home, sweet home,
would like to know about that.
So reach out to some businesses.
Derek's here?
he does good things for kids in need.
You're really nice when you need something.
Still trying to get in that dude's pants?
Your mounted deer head came.
Thanks for all your help today.
Yo, cleaning up the joint?
- Mine too. - Fuck shitty moms.
I ran past that church you were talking about.
our journey is this big
A fucking art gallery.
I need to be making $4,666 per week.
"Need the car to make money.
No, not yet.
What a palace.
i want give your footjob until missive cum
Well...
and maintenance and shit.
You work at Lumber Lawn and Lighting?
It's unacceptable.
Oh, it's you again? What's your problem?
- Come here. - What we...
and if she tries to pull any of that
See you at the shop, runt.
Call it an even $700.
Got a little human stuck to you.
You, uh... Do you want to grab a bite?
Everybody who isn't a red-blooded American,
- What? - Mm-hmm.
They'll find another place.
I need to borrow her car,
haunted by ghosts of sadistic nuns
You the agent for the church on 86th?
Russian hour is over.
Um, so I'm from the South Side...
please exit the premises.
and heading back to Juilliard in the fall.
Ah! Ah! Shit!
You know, he's a dad.
Nice.
I didn't understand the questions.
Those guys are buying the church.
Hey! Did I tell you kids?
I should've asked for more.
It didn't work for me, cost a fortune.
What is the width of a cut called?