Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I was ready to take the biggest step of my life.
Well, I'm ready to punch in.
Well, back to Springfield.
As I got up, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
The Texans Scored!
Way to go, Homer.
He has the crowd going. Can he shake up mediocre slugger Bill McCloskey?
Let's go! Swing, batter!
Now we both knew when you began doing this, you wouldn't be here forever.
It's also the inning I wish I had a zipper in the front.
If I hadn't thought of a nickname, all our lives might've been spared.
-Yes, these must be ours. -These seats stink!
Stars Lose, Stars Lose
These cornball antics don't play in Capital City!