Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to fund West Side Story in completion,

♪ I smell like a minibar, DJ's passed out in the yard ♪

So don't worry. Thank you guys so much.

♪ TGIF, TGIF ♪

And I volunteer myself to spearhead the charge.

I mean, we have handled worse.

It's on me. You know, I really need to thank you.

I mean, turns out art can do that, you know?

Can't put a price on cheer, William.

I mean, you are still

Top o' the mornin', Brittany.

I don't want to ruin our friendship.

♪ Last Friday night ♪

especially NASCAR, your half-black president

♪ Sweet... sugar... candy man ♪

a really rough week, what with Mercedes leaving.

I'm a big fan of the show,

Thank you so much, Rory Leprechaun.

ready to crap all over them.

my integrity as an artist.

I'm... I'm hitting notes I didn't even know existed.

I don't want it to be this way, but...

my fist through your chest

That's a pretty old brochure, dude.

She said if I grant her three wishes,

No, I haven't met Colin Farrell yet, Ma.

I want to be your campaign manager.

If this nation wants to impress its future Chinese overlords,

can cut funding for glee clubs everywhere.

What did you just call me? Brittany, I didn't mean it... like that...

So... you... you're not cutting the arts program?

Oh! No, you know what? I get it.

Burt, I can't thank you enough.

his sister-in-law's three demon spawn,

Mercedes is on board because she's tired

You've got a crush on my girl Brittany.

♪ It's not that easy being green ♪

Because that would have damaged

But what really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.

And if you think I'd make a better representative

it's all of it by myself, you know?

It's okay, boo-boo.

Wait, are you serious?

Your magical race,

The Gutbuster Extreme.

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♪ He's a sweet-talkin', sugar-coated candy man ♪

That's right, Double-Stuffed- Fatty-Gassy-McGravy-Pants.