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Daddy'd sit at Grandma's old player piano and he'd play Christmas carols
My mother is leaving. She's going to move in with my sister, Gloria.
Yeah. But that's another story.
She's shorter than you. She doesn't need so much space!
Invited everyone you knew
- Listen, I really have to go to work... - He actually picked you over me?
What's the rush? It's not like you have a date tonight.
No, she really should've taken the nose job instead of the Mustang for graduation.
Oh. Since you got here first, you go ahead and tell her first.
You know, I haven't been able to find my ankle bracelet.
- Some time tomorrow morning. - Where are you going?
I don't know, Rose. Maybe Mary Poppins has an Italian cousin.
Of course not. Did the two of you have a good time?
- Ma? - Yeah?
What part did I get?
You know what I was thinking? You could go on for me one night.
then Mother'd bring in some homemade eggnog and snickerdoodles.
What is it, Ma?
- I'll get it! - Ma, I said I'd get it.
Probably one of those little theater groupies
- Not until I was much older. ...much older.
If you need any help moving, just let me know, OK?
- It's not what Ma wants. - You think she wants to stay?
eat a box of Mallomars and get it over with?
Maybe she can't stand up. Maybe Willard has to carry her around the set.
I think between the ages of five and seven you might've gotten... two hours sleep.
Ma, why do you always make excuses for her?
- You're kidding. - Sophia can't leave!
- Hi! How was the audition? - Wonderful!