Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry about that train oopsie, folks.
-[moaning] -[sighs]
-Sir, are you aware your taillight's out? -Fuck you, copper!
-Hey, Missy. -Yeah?
Okay. I love… you. I gotta go.
[chuckles] I sure do.
-That's my Auntie Amber. -Oh.
-What? -Fuck.
You don't want to end up like your dad,
Absolutely cocoon me.
Just kiss her, man.
Oh, we all know it was you, kid.
Okay, guys, I really like Missy.
And I'm sorry that we painted your room bubblegum nostalgia
Whoa!
Butterflies? That sounds sweet.
you humans have with gender roles.
[Ira] And some people say that on a clear night,
What happened, guys?
And then, once I kiss her like that, I'll get horny?
Okay, I'll be watching.
Exactly.
This place is amazing.
and make sure that she doesn't fall in love
Do not say the word "backflip" around them because they'll start flipping
Not me. The hours flew by. This podcast is riveting.
This is nice.
Oh, boo. Compromise is for the weak and the married.
Okay. I'll try.
-Oh, okay. -Good luck.
everyone told me that when I found the "right person,"
Oh God, it's so supple.
[farts] Ow.
We gotta let the girl person decide. Pro-choice, Jessi.
No, actually, what sucks is you storming into this bubblegum nostalgia room
[scoffs] Okay.
Bernie Sanders, here we come.
Yes. Yes.
[Ira] Act three. Things are getting wet in the White House.
-[farts] -No! [grunts]