Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And of course, yeah.

Oh, so you want a cat.

Turkeys. Plural.

Right. Right, right. Strong person is better.

But if it's okay with you,

You don't have to use a metaphor. We know what a plumber is.

You have zero horn in your tank.

I mean, she probably worked really hard to get in such good shape.

See? I'm not ending up like her.

came years before Ali's legendary fight against George Foreman,

Hey, Andrew. I've heard so much about you, man.

So, You're Becoming a Fuck Monster?

and if I don't kiss her, I might lose her.

We'd use gender-neutral pronouns.

Oh, are you following me?

Girls can't fix sinks. Boys aren't allowed to cry. It all sucks.

If that's what you feel right now, then that's what you are right now.

You're the most unique and special human I've ever known.

but it's really all a part of this whole crazy obsession

Andrew. What are you doing?

your butterflies will start fucking the shit out of each other.

-Carjacked? -And my name's not really Mario.

I was in a train crash,

I just wish I was more excited to make out with her

No. Bernie, don't. I'm coming.

but they haven't really started penetrating each other yet.

♪ The multi-life is better Than the one we're in ♪

Don't ruin the romantic surprise.

or do some of that feet stuff like my uncle said.

You know, with the dick and the uh, uh, uh.

I mean, that's our job, right? To get your nuts all fat?

Fuck me until I turn back into a caterpillar.

-Horny? -Yeah, with the dick and the uh, uh, uh.

Hail Mary, full of grace,

I don't really think I feel a lot of the uh, uh, uh, like ever.

was probably when you called me your regular-sized girlfriend.

If she's good enough to be your girl,