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♪ I'm going through changes ♪
Oh yeah. Fill my thorax.
Oh shit, Andrew. Look down.
It's all explained right here in my favorite book,
Andrew, you are being crazy.
Are your butterflies going uh, uh, uh?
Well, of course, sexism sucks,
Hey. Don't listen to these fools, Elijah.
Fuck you. I quit.
Hump me good.
Actually, I don't think I would have had the courage to say this
But we've got butterflies too, right, Elijah?
Hmm, I'm so confused.
I can't hear my podcast.
You gotta give 'em time.
All right, what about this lady in a Donald Duck suit?
Oh, okay, ladies.
I got it. I got it. Halle Berry.
-[grunts] -[cracks]
And you have so much disposable income.
Just say baby.
Hey, Elijah.
The safest way for a young boy to travel alone.
Yeah, that kiss confirmed it.
Dear God, Andrew. His ass is magnificent.
Is that what's gonna happen with you and Dad?
And from what I hear,
Do it, Andrew. You'll feel so powerful.
Thanks for sitting with me while I wait for my mom.
-Whoa. -♪ Play with fire trucks or dolls ♪
But he shouldn't just assume that because we're women.
Everyone else at school is so horny,
Now, make up for the lost time and stick your finger up his ass.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You hold on now.
Oh, I can't wait to see the look on her face
[sobs] I figured.
[moaning]
Hey, kid, hop in.
-Uh, should I kiss Joe again? -Couldn't hurt.
I don't know why train travel gets such a bad rap.