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[knocking on door]
because I tried to escape through the pipes with my friend, Luigi.
Alison's here.
He craves your body, I think.
[hoots]
it's all, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
Because the whole thing today impressed you a lot,
B-B-B-Boy Fight.
And let Alison steal the love of his life?
I'll kill you!
-Tickets, please. Take out your tickets. -[Bernie] Who's that?
[chuckles] It's working for me.
Andrew, punch him in the face like Cassius Cum.
Oh, it's my dad. He's, uh, selling tickets for lunch now.
you can't seriously be considering taking a shit on a Greyhound bus, right?
All right, this is how change happens.
You take that back. I will do a backflip right now.
You see, humans and gender.
then she's good enough to be my spades partner.
and making me feel bad for wanting a little girl.
and I don't even wanna, like, kiss my girlfriend.
Like, way hotter than you.
orbiting this big blue marble we call home.
♪ Every he and she and they ♪
Ah! Oh God. I really gotta poop.
he would have done it after I shit the bus.
and you spend your whole life trying to claw your way out
Do you think there's gonna be vegan options at this cookout?
Guys, no offense.
♪ In a universe More vast than Mars and Venus ♪
'Cause if you don't satisfy your woman, somebody else will.
with that gorgeous piece of ass.
Jesus. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Someone's stopping.
Just when I thought my dick was out, they keep shoving it back in.
So, uh, this your little girlfriend?
Oh God. You're right.
But why force all this gendered bullshit onto a baby?
You two gonna fool around?
How do you do it, man? How do you get so horny?
You don't have to.
please guide Andrew's foot and send his waste back down to hell.